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Brandon Phillips has an enemies list

Sep 1, 2009, 9:50 AM EDT

Brandon Phillips was hit on his wrist during a game against the Nats on August 15th, and claims he has a hairline fracture. Like any normal human being, Phillips has written the perpetrator’s name down in permanent marker and has vowed revenge:

“J.D. Martin,” Phillips said. “You can look at my hat and his name is in there. I write names in my hat and remember who I need to get … Not fighting or nothing, but getting back at that dude. You give some hard look at ‘em, let ‘em know, let ‘em see your name.

Pfft. If he was really serious he’d tattoo Martin’s name on his knuckles or on his back like DeNiro in “Cape Fear.” Or Sideshow Bob in “Cape Feare.”

Actually, if he was really serious, he’d be able to remember the names on his enemies list without having to write them all down. Assuming, at least, that he only has a small number of enemies. Which may not be a safe assumption.

  1. Doug Porterfield - Sep 1, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    Great! now he has to add Craig Calcaterra to his hat. Hope he takes his time and spells it right.

  2. MrNorwood - Sep 1, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    As good as Phillips is, he likes to run his mouth and get attention even more. He may be spouting off just to try to get attention for himself and a sorry team that has local fans looking forward to (lol) Bengals season.

  3. pete morgante - Sep 1, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    hes one of the reasons they traded josh hamilton….complained that josh was getting too much attention

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