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As if there weren't enough reasons to stay away from the Reds-Pirates game

Sep 24, 2009, 10:46 AM EDT

A late Septemeber day game between two of the worst teams in baseball is usually all it takes to send attendance to record lows, but world leaders have literally united to make attending today’s Reds-Pirates game even less appealing:

Those arriving at PNC Park for this afternoon’s Pirates game against the Cincinnati Reds will face increased security, the team’s president said.

The team heightened security all week in light of the Group of 20 economic summit across the Allegheny River at the David L. Lawrence Convention Center. But measures at the North Shore stadium will be particularly high today and tomorrow, President Frank Coonelly said.

The Pirates added extra security inside and outside the ballpark, and fans will be scanned with metal-detecting wands at the gates.

Given what has happened at previous world economic summits, the extra security is probably smart. Bonus effect: any Pirates season ticket holders who had planned on attempting suicide during the game — which would be completely understandable, I might add — will now have to put it off until next week.   

  1. Will - Sep 24, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    Bonus effect: any Pirates season ticket holders who had planned on attempting suicide during the game — which would be completely understandable, I might add — will now have to put it off until next week.

    Unless their gig is suicide-by-cop/Secret Service/Diplomatic Protection Service, in which case today would be ideal.

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