Nov 2, 2009, 1:28 PM EDT
Diamondbacks reliever Clay Zavada recently won an award, but surprisingly it wasn’t for posting a 3.35 ERA, 52/24 K/BB ratio, and .236 opponents’ batting average in 51 innings as a rookie this season.
Instead, he’s been named “Mustached American of the Year” by the American Mustache Institute. Seriously.
Other finalists included US Airways captain Sully Sullenberger and Cardinals shortstop Brendan Ryan, but as you can see Zavada’s “dapper, trademark handlebar mustache” proved to be unbeatable.
Here’s part of Zavada’s acceptance speech, which he gave while wearing a crown in front of John Oates and 1,000 other people who weren’t in Hall & Oates:
I am humbled that so many people in America care about mustaches and have been amazed at all of the support I’ve gotten, especially from my grandma who was really fired up about me winning.
To which CBS News reporter Bill Geist responded, “Kayne West was right.” Again, seriously.
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