http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/11/20/dbacks-to-use-heilman-as-a-reliever/ Baseball. Baseball. And then a bit more baseball. Tue, 21 May 2013 19:59:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/11/20/dbacks-to-use-heilman-as-a-reliever/comment-page-1/#comment-13045 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:44:36 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbchbt/?p=2196#comment-13045 The important question is, did Heilman spend enough time in the locker room at Wrigley Field to contract that slow-incubating prion-born brain disease that the missionary doctors in Indonesia called “De Vloek van de geitebok.” I believe it was only recently diagnosed by electron micoscopist Stefan Bartmann during the destructive distillation of a Cubs baseball at the Centrum voor de Studie van Ongeloofwaardige Ziekten in Jakarta. Delusions of excellence are one of the primary symptoms, followed by an idiotic grin and a catastrophic loss of concentration and coordination in September or, more rarely, October.

]]> http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/11/20/dbacks-to-use-heilman-as-a-reliever/comment-page-1/#comment-13044 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:33:43 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbchbt/?p=2196#comment-13044 Starters make more money than relievers. Relievers make more money than Out-of-the-Leaguers. Suddenly, the seat in the bullpen looks pretty comfy.

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