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Scott Boras in the house

Dec 9, 2009, 3:21 PM EST

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This is what happens when Scott Boras shows up right outside the media room and starts talking.  The crowd wasn’t even this big at the free buffet the other day.

No, I did not hear exactly what he was saying. It was something like “Johnny Damon is like a better looking Ted Williams, and I have a prospectus that proves it.”  No, I did not get a chance to ask him about his conflict of interest in representing multiple free agents at the same position in the same offseason.  That’s between me and the bar association for now.

  1. Don Arseneau - Dec 9, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    Excellent comment. Have tears in my eyes from laughing.

  2. RichardInDallas - Dec 9, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    Looks kind of like when the German army marched into Czechoslovakia. RUN, GM’s, RUN!!!

  3. Jonah Keri - Dec 9, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    Rays super beat man Marc Topkin (beard, foreground) does NOT look happy to be there.

  4. Beanster - Dec 9, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    Craig – I am just now catching on to your excellent tags. I haven’t quite found one up to FJM’s food metaphors but you’re close. Very close.

  5. Alex K - Dec 9, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    Crasnick is either in deep thought about what Boras is saying, or he’s constipated.

  6. Jorge Says No! - Dec 9, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    My God Boras is like John Lennon…except substitute the screaming girls for middle aged dudes with cameras and microphones.

  7. Old Gator - Dec 9, 2009 at 6:34 PM

    I didn’t realize that they issued press credentials to lemmings, Eloi and Merinos. You know what would be funny? To see Boras lead a roomful of sportswriters in a game of Simon Sez.

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