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Here comes Santa Kruk, here comes Santa Kruk

Dec 19, 2009, 3:42 PM EDT

Because Steve Phillips’ mock press
conferences weren’t cringe-inducing enough, ESPN will feature a series
of “Santa Kruk” segments during SportsCenter next week, in which he
will present gifts to some major league teams (watch them all here, if you dare). Among them, a “goat
catcher” for the Cubs, a rocket scientist for the Astros and tickets to
a Sister Sledge concert for the Pirates. It has all the trappings of public access television, but with the reach of tens of millions of homes.

(Hat-tip to Maury Brown)

  1. Dan Whitney - Dec 19, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    All I want for John Kruk the hell off my television

  2. Dan Whitney - Dec 19, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    All I want for Christmas is*

  3. john pileggi - Dec 19, 2009 at 7:08 PM

    ESPN loses Peter Gammons, the best there is. And what do they do; feature more more John Kruk, who at best is amusing, at worst, irritating. They have Olney, Stark, et al, and should use the more.

  4. s/k - Dec 19, 2009 at 7:50 PM

    the phillies are phenominal

  5. s/k - Dec 19, 2009 at 7:52 PM

    the phillies are phenominal

  6. nyguy - Dec 19, 2009 at 9:24 PM

    The Yankess are world champs

  7. Ralph - Dec 19, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    And you are both morons. Nobody wins.

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