Aaron’s last post was great and all, but it left out one of the most important things about the Cubs’ chances this coming season: the impact of Geovany Soto’s waxed eyebrows.
Dear Lord.
I think those are worth 3 points of WARJC alone (Wins Above Replacement Joan Crawford).
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- Jonny5 - Jan 18, 2010 at 1:25 PM
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I’m thinking that’s one of the many requirements of having the name Geovany. That and wearing “Bananna Hammock” speedo swimwear on the beach……
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- GBSimons - Jan 18, 2010 at 1:33 PM
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Maybe he got some beauty tips from Sammy Sosa.
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- Dr Paisley - Jan 18, 2010 at 1:45 PM
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I think those are worth 3 points of WARJC alone (Wins Above Replacement Joan Crawford).
Just don’t put any wire hangers in his locker or there’ll be hell to pay.
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- APBA Guy - Jan 18, 2010 at 1:45 PM
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Now he has to maintain the eyebrows and the bleached teeth. Tough to do on MLB minimum. I sense some serious arbitration in his future.
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- motherscratcher - Jan 18, 2010 at 2:56 PM
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Good Golly.
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- Morgan W - Jan 18, 2010 at 2:57 PM
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Is that Soto or ‘Prince’ ???? When ‘purple rain’ plays before at-bats we shall find out one suspects.
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- peteinfla - Jan 18, 2010 at 4:15 PM
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Interesting? Hell, I never saw a Wherewolf with waxed eyebrows before. Doesn’t he know that Warren Zevon didn’t meant eyebrows when he said “His hair was perfect”! ahwooo!!
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- Justin Rustin - Feb 23, 2010 at 2:08 AM
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The Olympics is almost over and the Summer Olympics are coming up … Where can I search for speedos worn by the athletes ?
