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Geovany Soto looks . . . interesting

Jan 18, 2010, 1:10 PM EDT

Aaron’s last post was great and all, but it left out one of the most important things about the Cubs’ chances this coming season:  the impact of Geovany Soto’s waxed eyebrows.

Dear Lord.

I think those are worth 3 points of WARJC alone (Wins Above Replacement Joan Crawford).

  1. Jonny5 - Jan 18, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    I’m thinking that’s one of the many requirements of having the name Geovany. That and wearing “Bananna Hammock” speedo swimwear on the beach……

  2. GBSimons - Jan 18, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    Maybe he got some beauty tips from Sammy Sosa.

  3. Dr Paisley - Jan 18, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    I think those are worth 3 points of WARJC alone (Wins Above Replacement Joan Crawford).
    Just don’t put any wire hangers in his locker or there’ll be hell to pay.

  4. APBA Guy - Jan 18, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    Now he has to maintain the eyebrows and the bleached teeth. Tough to do on MLB minimum. I sense some serious arbitration in his future.

  5. motherscratcher - Jan 18, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    Good Golly.

  6. Morgan W - Jan 18, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    Is that Soto or ‘Prince’ ???? When ‘purple rain’ plays before at-bats we shall find out one suspects.

  7. peteinfla - Jan 18, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    Interesting? Hell, I never saw a Wherewolf with waxed eyebrows before. Doesn’t he know that Warren Zevon didn’t meant eyebrows when he said “His hair was perfect”! ahwooo!!

  8. Justin Rustin - Feb 23, 2010 at 2:08 AM

    The Olympics is almost over and the Summer Olympics are coming up … Where can I search for speedos worn by the athletes ?

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