Jan 21, 2010, 1:24 PM EST
I don’t have HBO so I missed this, but apparently on Tuesday night Bryant Gumbel ended his “Real Sports” show by reading an open letter* to Mark McGwire, taking him to task over his apology. While it was silly because it (a) was premised on the notion that anyone should care what Mark McGwire thinks steroids did for him; and (b) assumes that, while he was a private citizen in California this past decade he had any obligation to explain to anyone what he did or did not take in his career, the criticism was nothing new.
What was new, however, were the names Gumbel named at the end of the letter:
“In closing, guys, please feel free to share this letter with Bagwell,
Nomar, Pudge and all those others who went from hitting homers to power
outages overnight. Tell ‘em fans are ready to accept what happened.
Tell ‘em we’re ready to move on. Tell ‘em that most of us get it…even
if they, like you, still don’t.”
So there you have it. Gumbel is now the first person to publicly accuse Jeff Bagwell and Nomar Garciaparra
and Pudge Rodriguez of steroid use (correction: Pudge was named by Canseco in “Juiced”). Would it shock me if any of them have taken steroids? No. But unless Gumbel is prepared to actually explain (1) how he knows they did; and (2) why, if he does know, he’s just now coming out with their names, I do hope he’ll spare us the sanctimony over people like McGwire waiting so long to “come clean.” In other words, put up or shut up Gumbel.
In other news, I am waiting for comments from all of the writers who took the blogger Jerod Morris to the woodshed last year for writing that it was possible, based on a statistical pattern, that
Raul Ibanez had used PEDs. Gumbel is just accusing without any evidence, so he’s even worse, right? And if your answer is “well, we know Bagwell, Pudge and Nomar took ‘roids, so this isn’t so bad,” why the hell haven’t you reported it yet?
*If I were made dictator of the planet, one of the first things I’d do is to make the practice of “open letters” punishable by death. You wanna say something to someone, write them a letter. You want to tell your readers or viewers what you think of someone else, tell them what you think. Open letters are lazy-ass gimmicks with allow the writer to smugly pretend that they’re giving someone advice when he’s really being a passive-aggressive condescending prick. They’re the literary equivalent of “hey, I’m just sayin.’” How about this: just say it.
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