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Create your own spring training story

Feb 18, 2010, 9:28 AM EDT

Captain there are massive amounts of win detected from Brew Crew Ball! Set phasers for awesome!

This year, though, you don’t have to sit back and wait for a bland,
uninspired spring training preview for your favorite team. With an
assist from Mad Libs, you can create your own.

Simply fill in the blanks on the list below, then follow the jump and plug them in to see your very own spring training preview!

It actually works pretty well. So well in fact that I wouldn’t be surprised if the beat writer’s guild has called an emergency meeting to see which of them was supposed to be on duty when the secret formula was stolen.

  1. Tiger Woulds - Feb 18, 2010 at 9:42 AM

    I just thought I’d confess to my favorite blogsters before I confess again tomorrow. Many don’t know it, but like Michael Jordan, I’m a huge baseball fan. My baseball hero, of course, was Steve Phillips. Many years ago, we agreed to go Robo-Babe, with me taking the hotties, and Steve taking the porksters.
    I take full responsibility for my actions, although It’s really Phillips fault. I am very sorry if I let my friends down at “Circling the Hard Bases” starring the Old Feesh and his partner the unemployed lawyer guy.

  2. Charles Gates - Feb 18, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    Not even an en garde first?

  3. Tiger Woulds - Feb 18, 2010 at 10:39 AM

    I take full responsibility for my club.

  4. smsetnor - Feb 18, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    I laughed waaaaaaaaaay too much at doing the mad-lib. Did you know that Aramis Ramirez spent the off-season working on his weiner? Ha! And that Derrek Lee spent the off-season eating hard-candy with Peter Gammons? Comedic gold!!!
    Apparantly I’m 13 years old. Sigh…

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