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Jayson Werth is ready for spring

Feb 22, 2010, 10:14 AM EDT

Either that or he’s ready to be the bass player for Grand Funk Railroad. Could go either way.

  1. Old Gator - Feb 22, 2010 at 10:20 AM

    Looks to me like he’s heading to the pond in his mating colors. Three or for mornings of energetic amplexus and all that hair falls out.

  2. The Common Man - Feb 22, 2010 at 10:44 AM

    In Florida? Werth shaves that bad boy by the end of Spring Training. Impressive whiskers, though I take them as a sign he has no desire to find a mate.

  3. Jonny5 - Feb 22, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    Well he’s married already, thank god. my wife is in love with this guy. I just forwarded her the pic. Anything to make myself look better……

  4. Old Gator - Feb 22, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    Lucky you. I spent years looking for someone my ex-wife could feel that way about.

  5. Jonny5 - Feb 22, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    LOL!!!Too funny Old Gator!!!!! Well let me guess that that migraine headache problem you had all those years magically healed itself shortly after her departure….. Sure, you have to cook your own egg whites and turkey bacon now, but isn’t it worth it?

  6. Levi Stahl - Feb 22, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    It seems he’s decided to take on teammate Chan Ho Park for the title of “Philly Who Looks Most Like James Brolin in the Last Half Hour of The Amityville Horror.”
    And I think he’s winning. By a hair.

  7. Ryan - Feb 22, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    Someone had to fill in for Eric Bruntlett’s beard after last year.

  8. Jacob - Feb 22, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    That beard is much better than the imperial he normally sports.

  9. Old Gator - Feb 22, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    During my first marriage I found it expedient to sneak a bit of my wife’s cooking to the cat before eating it myself. My ex wasn’t very bright so she never could figure out why the cats kept dying but I seemed to do fine. Being that my beloved current wife of 30 years is British, I had to learn to cook in self defense for more practical reasons. Since she was a stand up comedian and cabaret compere when I met her, she had other talents that made it worth the culinary sacrifice. After her predecessor, it took shock therapy to get me laughing again. Anyway, as far as your egg whites:
    saute two or three crushed garlic cloves in extra virgin olive oil over a low flame. Add diced tomato, a medley of sliced shitake, wood, oyster and morel mushrooms, a hint of sesame oil, and saute over medium heat for a few minutes. Throw on a big handful of baby spinach and render down. Pour in about two thirds of a cup of egg whites, a half teaspoon of turmeric and a dash of low sodium soy sauce. Allow to set slightly and sprinkle with low sodium feta cheese. Fold over and cook covered for five minutes till the egg sets up. An Athenian omelet of awesome charms.
    .
    I have great ideas for turkey bacon too.

  10. smokehouse - Feb 22, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    As long as he keeps hiting…..

  11. Jonny5 - Feb 22, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    Dang that actually sounds delicious!! I bet it’s just as good if you keep the yolk in it too. My arteries are still quite capable to handle it.

  12. Old Gator - Feb 22, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    Careful – you know how every mention of the cardiovascular system predicates a gratuitous reference to horsemeat and velveeta sandwiches.

  13. Jonny5 - Feb 22, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    LOL!! there it is…….

  14. Beer Merchandise - Feb 22, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

  15. MVD - Feb 24, 2010 at 4:11 AM

    Does this mean that the Phillies are an American Band?
    “I’m your captain, I’m your captain, though I’m feeling mighty sick…”

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