Feb 23, 2010, 3:46 PM EST
You ought to see me naked. It’s pretty much part of the game when people worry about your body shape. I’m not going to look like Ricky Martin right now.
My favorite part is Ortiz feeling the need to include “right now.”
- Robinson Cano agrees to $240 million deal with Mariners (260)
- Not everyone is happy about home plate collisions being taken away (133)
- Report: Yankees have agreed to a three-year deal with Carlos Beltran (125)
- Brett Gardner is drawing “significant” trade interest (113)
- Managers, GMs to meet today to discuss the abolition of home plate collisions (113)