http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/26/ryan-brauns-life-theories/ Baseball. Baseball. And then a bit more baseball. Fri, 24 May 2013 15:44:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/26/ryan-brauns-life-theories/comment-page-1/#comment-32950 Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:07:14 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbchbt/?p=4238#comment-32950 Best.Tag.Ever.

]]> http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/26/ryan-brauns-life-theories/comment-page-1/#comment-32949 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:23:33 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbchbt/?p=4238#comment-32949 “99 problems but too much self-awareness ain’t one”
OK Craig, you are officially out of control with the tags today.

]]> http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/26/ryan-brauns-life-theories/comment-page-1/#comment-32948 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:24:37 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbchbt/?p=4238#comment-32948 Most athletes are better seen and not heard.

]]> http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/26/ryan-brauns-life-theories/comment-page-1/#comment-32947 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:49:31 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbchbt/?p=4238#comment-32947 What’s so odd about abstracting your philosophy from a hip hop…er…tune? Song? Eh…still don’t know what to call that shit, frankly; auditory horsemeat and velveeta sandwich, maybe? Naahhh,the sandwich still forms more neural plaque. Anyway, philosophy is where you find it. I got all the philosophy I’ve ever needed at six years old in the Strand Theater on Mott Avenue in Far Rockaway, New York, from Godzilla, King of the Monsters, when Lieutenant Ogata says to Dr. Serizawa, “You have your fear, which might become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.” Ryan Braun really ought to watch it now that it’s available on a digitally remastered wide screen HD edition. It’s got some great music too – played on musical instruments, for a change.

]]> http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/26/ryan-brauns-life-theories/comment-page-1/#comment-32946 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:33:12 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbchbt/?p=4238#comment-32946 Braun has pretty thick skin. I “observed” quite a few a-wipes heckling him very badly while playing in Philly. Apparently they brought a Braun Jersey for a friend to have him sign and he wouldn’t do it. Boy were they rough…. Anyway after they were threatened with immediate ejection they shut up. Even the most rowdy folks don’t want to give up 4th row behind the opposition dugout seats. After reading why he went to Miami though… Maybe they were right in screaming how much of a douche bag he is????

]]> http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/26/ryan-brauns-life-theories/comment-page-1/#comment-32945 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:31:00 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbchbt/?p=4238#comment-32945 As a Brewers fan, watching Braun play baseball fills me with joy. As a human being, listening to him talk or reading his quotes is almost physically painful. It’s not so much that he comes across as stupid, but that he seems to believe he’s really smart.

]]> http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/26/ryan-brauns-life-theories/comment-page-1/#comment-32944 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:36:20 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbchbt/?p=4238#comment-32944 The wikipedia entry gives a clue as to Braun’s intellectual prowess:
He chose Miami for its academics, its athletics, and its social scene, noting: “I think the girls were the deal closer on the recruiting trip.”

]]> http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/26/ryan-brauns-life-theories/comment-page-1/#comment-32943 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:20:51 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbchbt/?p=4238#comment-32943 Is he an illegitimate child of Shirley McClaine by any chance?

]]> http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/26/ryan-brauns-life-theories/comment-page-1/#comment-32942 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:39:55 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbchbt/?p=4238#comment-32942 Ryan Braun used to run base like Juan Pierre. Now he runs bass, hi hat and snare.

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