Comments on: UPDATE: Blalock picking between Marlins, Rays

By: Charles Gates

Charles Gates — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:54:04 +0000

I suspect that's just because he's been travelling closer to light speed This makes sense. Prolonged exposure to the a space-like enviornment can cause reduced bone density, which seems to explain why he's recently come down with the injury bug. And obviously this must have happened in space, as opposed to Earth, or else the air-to-Hank friction would have been the no doubt cause of global warming. Not even a European scientist could lose a few emails concerning something as important as that.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:44:11 +0000

I suspect that’s just because he’s been travelling closer to light speed than you have. It’s too bad he isn’t signing with Cincinnati or we could say he was Reds shifted.
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Or something.
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It’d be nice to see the Feesh land Blalock. He’s the type of player who tends to arrive in Macondo with a cheapo one-year contract and a lot of question marks, has a helluva year, and is let walk by Scrooge McLoria regardless in the offseason on the recommendation of his accounting firm, Bartleby and Bartleby, that he take no further action on the matter. So, we could enjoy him for a year, the price of those superfund sites on a bun they serve at Joeprodolsharklife Stadium would remain about the same without any upward pressure from Blalock’s disappearing-ink contract, and then he could move on to a team that really wants to compete.

By: Grant

Grant — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:06:22 +0000

Seems like this guy’s been around forever, and he’s only 29. Weird.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:27:38 +0000

Hey, if Hollywood can have its own stock exchange, why not baseball? MP would be a richer man today if so…