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Reyes scratched from today's lineup

Mar 4, 2010, 9:15 AM EDT

Jose Reyes was supposed to suit up for the Mets in today’s game against the Cardinals, but he’s been scratched because his physical “raised a small concern with doctors” who want to do some additional blood work on him.  Reyes says he feels fine and its nothing serious.

My guess: Midichlorian count is a little low.

  1. YX - Mar 4, 2010 at 9:27 AM

    Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. Our midi-chlorians continually speak to us, telling us the will of the Force.

  2. Church of the Perpetually Outraged - Mar 4, 2010 at 9:35 AM

    These are not the Mets you are looking for

  3. Charles Gates - Mar 4, 2010 at 9:57 AM

    His blood is dizzy.

  4. onesweetworld - Mar 4, 2010 at 10:06 AM

    Couldnt they say he was scratched because he was feeling under the weather since its been so cold in Florida? Now there will be nothing but speculation and ridicule for the Mets and Jose….

  5. Simon DelMonte - Mar 4, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    No, it’s vampires!
    Or A-Rod. He cheated the fans, he cheated himself, and now he’s cheating the Force.

  6. BC - Mar 4, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    Thank God……the…..Mets Medical staff…. I feel…so much better.

  7. Old Gator - Mar 4, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    Well, they told me we wouldn’t hear about the Mutts’ injuries from a Jedi, and they were right. But an ex-lawyer???? I’d feel safer hearing it from Darth the Man.
    BC – I feel your pain. Here’s a great way to start your day:
    -The flesh of three or four rip sapote negra;
    -about 8 0z. of acai pulp;
    -one ripe banana;
    -about 8 oz. of orange juice;
    -small (12 oz) container of nonfat yogurt;
    -1 tbsp wheat bran;
    -1 tbsp whey protein.
    Mix in blender with a few ice cubes. It’s not Nardil but it will put a happier spin on your morning.

  8. peteinlfa - Mar 4, 2010 at 12:38 PM

    The Mets doctors had a “small concern” about his blood test? Like the Black Night in Monty Python’s the Holy Grail, these guys usually proclaim “it’s just a flesh wound”. If I was Reyes and the Mets, I’d be very, very concerned.

  9. Drew - Mar 4, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    Relax. Given the brilliance shown so far by the Mets’ Medical Staff, they probably just think he’s pregnant.

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