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Hello Joe Mauer

Mar 9, 2010, 11:15 AM EDT

You can get close to ballplayers in spring training.  Get really close to your monitor. You can almost smell the sideburns!

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  1. The Common Man - Mar 9, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    Aaaaaaah…smells like…MVP

  2. Jonny5 - Mar 9, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    Man crush much????

  3. Trevor B - Mar 9, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    Should be a good season for the Twins… post season umpires pending. (And also closer pending).
    I can predict we have four guys with at least 30 HRs a piece. Mauer, Kubel, Cuddyer and Morneau. Thome will follow up with about 25. Kind of scary seeing a Twins team with sharks instead of pirhanas.
    The starting pitching won’t exactly be all-star calibur but between Baker, Blackburn and Duensing the job should get done. Don’t expect a lot of Kevin Slowey (unless you believe in miracles).
    Twins should try Rauch out at closer.
    Of course though, this team will be led by that guy in the picture. Joe Mauer.

  4. Stone - Mar 9, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    You’re kind of a freak dude. I will not lean in to sniff Joe Mauer’s sideburns, or the subtle scent of brut cologne on his neck.

  5. themarksmith - Mar 9, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    Did you touch him? Were your ailments cured? Does he smell like a crapload of money?

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