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Josh Hamilton banged up again

Mar 16, 2010, 8:59 AM EDT

josh hamilton headshot rangers.jpgIf it wasn’t for bad luck Josh Hamilton wouldn’t have no luck at all:

Hamilton was diagnosed with a bruise on his left hand after getting hit
by a pitch Monday night in a Cactus League game against the San
Francisco Giants. Preliminary X-rays were negative and he will be
re-evaluated Tuesday.

“Somebody is after me,” said Hamilton, who had to deal with a bruised
left shoulder earlier this spring. “Watch out, boys, don’t stand too
close to me.”

Add this to the banged up shoulder from a couple of weeks ago and his back, groin, and rib injuries from 2009.

Perhaps if he were to return the tiki idol he found to the Hawaiian burial grounds the tabu would be broken.  In the meantime, Josh, for God’s sake, don’t go surfing.

  1. Eddie Harris - Mar 16, 2010 at 9:10 AM

    Bartender, Jobu needs a refill!

  2. Jonny5 - Mar 16, 2010 at 9:18 AM

    what? Is he high?

  3. YANKEES1996 - Mar 16, 2010 at 10:08 AM

    I feel bad for the old boy, hopefully his teammates can see the BLACK CLOUD over his head.

  4. D-Luxxx - Mar 16, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    Okay, I’ll be that guy. Your first sentence is a double negative. If it wasn’t for bad luck he’d have none at all. Anyway, hopefully he gets himself healthy. Maybe this is karma for all those party pictures that were taken of him this off season.

  5. Craig Calcaterra - Mar 16, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    It may be a double negative, but it’s also a Ray Charles lyric, and Ray Charles > grammar.

  6. al - Mar 16, 2010 at 5:16 PM

    Thanks for the Brady Bunch reference! I guess that makes us classics, too, for knowing that. But definitetly worth the laugh!

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