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Aroldis Chapman is trying to assimilate

Mar 22, 2010, 11:15 AM EST

Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Aroldis Chapman in reds uni.jpgJohn Fay writes about Aroldis Chapman’s efforts to learn the language and get used to life in the U.S.  A couple of interesting passages:

The Reds are in uncharted territory. Players from the Dominican and
Venezuela get assimilated before they get near the big leagues. Johnny
Cueto was in the Reds’ system for four years before he was invited to
big league camp. Four weeks after signing, Chapman was in camp and
in the spotlight.

I get the point, but I wonder if there aren’t some hidden advantages to breaking in cold with the big club.  If you’re not as familiar with the language and the culture might you be more immune to talk radio and columnist blather when things don’t go well? Might it not be easier for a Spanish speaker to navigate a largish, major league-size city than a smaller town?  The Reds’ affiliates are in Louisville, Kentucky, Zebulon, North Carolina, Lynchburg, Virginia, Dayton, Ohio and Billings, Montana. I think the odds are better that the cab driver or the woman behind the counter in Cincy speaks Spanish than their counterparts in Zebulon.

Until Chapman gets a Social Security card and a driver’s license, he
has to rely on [Tony] Fossas and others for most everything. “He’s got to
ask people what to do,” Fossas said. “All those things, you get tired
of. You get tired of depending on people. You get tired of people taking
you to the park. If you’re hungry at 9 o’clock at night and you want to
go to McDonald’s, what does he do?”

First thing he does is to call the hotline the Reds will set up for him that will keep their $30 million investment from ingesting food from McDonald’s. If that doesn’t work, hey, the menu consists of pictures of food next to numbers. I’m pretty sure even Chapman can figure that out.

The other day in the clubhouse a teammate was teaching Chapman the days
of the week.

Anyone else picturing Appolonia Corleone right before she got in the car to show Michael she can drive? (“. . .Thursday, Friday, Sunday, Saturday . . “).   Aroldis! No!

The Reds are well-equipped to help Chapman. Baker and pitching coach
Bryan Price speak Spanish. Catcher Ramon Hernandez, who lockers beside
Chapman, is from Venezuela. Bullpen coach Porky Lopez is from Puerto
Rico.

Two things to take from this article: (1) The Reds sound like they’re doing right by Aroldis Chapman; and (2) The Reds have a coach named Porky Lopez, which is pretty much the greatest thing ever.

I will now be rooting for the Reds in all non-Braves games this season.

  1. Church of the Perpetually Outraged - Mar 22, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    If that doesn’t work, hey, the menu consists of pictures of food next to numbers. I’m pretty sure even Chapman can figure that out.
    The other day in the clubhouse a teammate was teaching Chapman the days of the week.
    Anyone else picturing Appolonia Corleone right before she got in the car to show Michael she can drive? (“. . .Thursday, Friday, Sunday, Saturday . . “). Aroldis! No!

    Needed a good laugh this morning, thanks Craig.

  2. The Great Dane - Mar 22, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    Resistance is useless!

  3. Richard Dansky - Mar 22, 2010 at 11:33 AM

    For whatever it’s worth, Zebulon, NC is A)not far from Raleigh and B)has a reasonably large Hispanic population. Miami it ain’t, but it’s not quite Mayberry, either.

  4. OldNo7 - Mar 22, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    You think Porky Lopez is nice, don’t forget that pitching coach Bryan Price replaced Dick Pole.
    I have no idea if Dick Pole speaks Spanish.
    “kiddying at”

  5. APBA Guy - Mar 22, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    Love that name: Porky Lopez. Great image of Aroldis in the car also, probably sitting next to Porky.

  6. Dan in Katonah - Mar 22, 2010 at 1:03 PM

    Leave the gun, take the churros.

  7. Matt - Mar 22, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    That’s “resistance is futile”.
    /pushes up glasses, tucks in pocket protector

  8. Ryan - Mar 22, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    Is there a team in major league baseball where they don’t have at least 1 person who speaks spanish? I highly highly doubt it, so all of these articles about “so and so from such and such latin american country is fitting in great!”, I just laugh. Like saying milk and cookies go together great, thanks for the breaking news.

  9. Omega in Colorado - Mar 22, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    I am changing my Facebook name to Porky Lopez, that may be one of the greatest Baseball names of all time!
    .
    captcha phrase “spinola followed’

  10. The Great Dane - Mar 22, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    Just had my Trekkie-membership revoked. Bummer………

  11. Gelardia - Mar 22, 2010 at 3:33 PM

    “Since the first day we’ve met, we’ve been working on the American culture,” Fossas said. “What that means is saying ‘thank you and you’re welcome.’ Things like that. He has to learn the laws of the land.”
    People still say “thank you” & “you’re welcome”?

  12. BC - Mar 22, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    “You must think in English!”.
    Paraphrased from a vastly underrated movie:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083943/quotes

  13. Jack Meoffer - Mar 22, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    You know his teamates are going to have a ball teaching him all the “bad” English words.

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