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Albert Pujols has got milk and a sledgehammer

Mar 24, 2010, 4:47 PM EDT

Albert Pujols recently did a photo shoot for the “Got Milk?” ad campaign, and Derrick Goold of the St. Louis Post Dispatch passes along the final product that will soon be hanging on Drew Silva‘s bedroom wall:
albert pujols got milk ad.JPG

  1. Craig Calcaterra - Mar 24, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    Bet that’s how he strained his back.
    Milk kills. Wake up sheeple.
    Catchpa: believe reinhold
    Indeed. Indeed.

  2. scatterbrian - Mar 24, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    Performance-enhancing dairy.

  3. Doug - Mar 24, 2010 at 5:16 PM

    They should have a poster of Tony LaRussa and David Freese with a liquor mustache driving around St. Louis. Go carDUInals! The ONLY team in baseball that plays the game correctly.

  4. Drew Silva - Mar 24, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    I WANT IT.

  5. Doug - Mar 24, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    They should have had Joe Buck kneeling in front of Pujlos with a white moustache as well. Except it would not be milk in this case. Yeesh. You ever listen to or watch a carDUInals game? The amount of man love that Buck has for Pujlos is just not right.

  6. jwb - Mar 24, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    The correction caption for that would be “Not Milk.”

  7. Old Gator - Mar 24, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    Reminds me of the Paul Bunyan statue at the beginning of Fargo, only not as wet.

  8. Morgan W - Mar 25, 2010 at 7:38 AM

    Excessive amounts of milk cause cone-headedness. Please think about the children.

  9. Fast Eddy - Mar 25, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    Make all the jokes you wish. However this is probably the best player in baseball for at least 30 years. I think the injuries he has will cut his game short, and that is good news for the Reds. He kills us every game. You Albert haters need to get a clue and concentrate on the game. Enough of the stupid hatred.

  10. Morgan W - Mar 25, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    There is no ‘hating’ on Albert. Just simply poking a bit of fun at an amusing picture. If Yuniesky Betancourt was in an advertisment sporting a cone-head and a dubious upper-lip, people would make fun of him also. I make no clear distinction between race, gender, religion, lactose intolerence or athletic ability when posting comments Eddy.

  11. Doug - Mar 25, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    I actually am hating on Pujlos and the carDUInals. Their dentally-challenged fan base thinks they are God’s gift to the game. They have this belief that the carDUInals are the only MLB team to play baseball correctly. They get so upset every time an opponent celebrates a big hit, strikeout or a win. Meanwhile, Puljos eyebang’s every homer he hits – lingering in the batter’s box – yet the hypocritical carDUInal fan base gives him a pass for this. Take your marbles and go home you pathetic little crybabies – you are the worst fans in the game behind cubs fans.

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