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Matt Stairs picked to replace Lawrence Taylor as Nutrisystem spokesperson

May 7, 2010, 3:42 PM EDT

Nutrisystem dropped Lawrence Taylor as a spokesperson following yesterday’s rape charge and today they replaced him on the website with … Matt Stairs.
After being short and stocky for the first 17 seasons of his career, Stairs dropped 30 pounds during the offseason and claimed a spot on the Padres’ bench at age 42.
And now he gets to replace Taylor on the Nutrisystem website right next to “celebrity success stories” like Tony Orlando, Marie Osmond, and Phillies manager Charlie Manuel.
Sadly, in addition to shedding 30 pounds Stairs’ trademark curly mullet is also gone. He still has better “hair” than Tony Orlando, though.

  1. JBerardi - May 8, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    The worst part of this is that it’s kinda hard to call him “Wonder Hamster” anymore.

  2. Route36West - May 8, 2010 at 9:06 PM

    30lbs my ass he is paris hilton thin dude looks like he dropped 60

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