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Jermaine Dye: call your agent

May 18, 2010, 5:45 PM EDT

Jermaine Dye headshot.jpg . . . And tell him that you’re not really interested in finding a job playing baseball anymore.  He seems to think you are given that, as Tim Dierkes of MLB Trade Rumors reminds us, he’s been telling everyone that you’ve been working out in anticipation of that big contract from the non-terrible team you’ve been wanting.

According to FanHouse’s Jeff Fletcher, however, your friend Eric Chavez, however, tells a different story. He’s telling everyone that you are “at peace being at
home” and not working out at all, creating the impression that you have no plans to play baseball any longer. Well, more of an impression, anyway.

Which is fine. You’ve had a nice career, all of your former teams are stinking up the joint this year and there’s nothing wrong with a wealthy man being at home with his family.

But your agent is probably a busy guy who could use a break, so it would be really nice if you’d tell him that it’s cool to move on to other clients rather than continuing to shop your less-than-eager services around, cool?

Of course it’s cool.

  1. YankeesfanLen - May 18, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    Call Brian and you can pick up some temp work. Don’t call me, though, I’ve been saying all season that we don’t need no stinkin’ DH.

  2. Jorge H - May 19, 2010 at 12:29 AM

    Shame on you, sir, for this veiled assertion that Jermaine Dye lacks hustle. It’s the 21st century, for chrissake.

  3. Moses Green - May 19, 2010 at 6:29 AM

    I looked some, and the only other clients I could find for Bob Bry were Preston Wilson and Felix Rodriguez. Soooo … I think he has the time after all.

  4. Ross - May 19, 2010 at 8:43 AM

    I’d say Jermaine Dye has a better chance of finding work than there is of Jose Guillen getting traded.
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    Yep, once again Captcha shows its omniscience. “appeared potshots”.

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