Comments on: Ted Lilly: Zambrano wants to help the Cubs

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:17:27 +0000

blush

By: willmose

willmose — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:44:51 +0000

I’ll take Carlos if the Cubs are throwing him away.

By: SpankMonkey

SpankMonkey — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 16:13:56 +0000

Old Gator: brilliant!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 16:07:47 +0000

The tooth fairy (Dentis mediocris) has a remarkable life cycle. The female insect implants eggs beneath childrens’ gums at night with its long, sharp ovipositor. The burrowing larva develops safely, protected by the tooth, until it matures and gradually pushes the tooth out. Negatively heliotropic, it emerges from the empty tooth socket late at night and escapes just after the idiot parent – probably Scrooge McLoria – leaves a measley quarter, practically worthless in today’s economy, under the kid’s pillow.
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So Craig, do you tell your kids the truth about the so-called “tooth fairy,” or do you schmooze them with Disneyspeak?

By: Roger Haney

Roger Haney — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 15:44:56 +0000

Are you kidding me,Let Carlos stay home,maybe he will learn that he is suppose to be a team player not a jerk.
The Cubbies deserve better,they pay him a ton of money to win,not complain and start fights in the club house.
I say,release him for good,he has lost it,his pitching is in decline and he needs to see that.