Comments on: Nationals not happy with offers for Adam Dunn

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 18:01:34 +0000

If you saw him lumbering after Emilio Bonifacio's slow roller that went for a double today, you'd think he'd look better in a tutu like those dancing hippos in Fantasia. This guy was born to be a DH. Keeping him in the real baseball instead of letting him escape to the designatedhitterball league like the Chief going out the bathroom window in Cuckoo's Nest would merely be perpetuating an unnatural act.

By: Cambodian Breast Milk

Cambodian Breast Milk — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 02:21:27 +0000

He’d look great in a Padres uniform, give them the big bat they need, AND, take some pressure off Adrian Gonzalez.

By: aschwartz

aschwartz — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 01:20:30 +0000

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