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The Bobby Valentine drama continues

Jul 26, 2010, 4:50 PM EDT

My personal view, based on what I’ve read and a handful of little tiny things I’ve heard from people who sorta know about it all is that Bobby Valentine kind of got boned in the whole Florida Marlins thing. Not that anyone set out to bone him, really, but that there’s such a disconnect between owner Jeff Loria — who wanted Valentine — and GM Larry Beinfest and team President David Samsom — who didn’t — that he got caught in the middle.

The wise man would step away from that sort of situation and move on.  Bobby V., however, just went on the radio and said that him managing the Marlins is not a dead issue based on his conversations with Loria.

Some people have bad things happen to them. Some people, however, kind of create chaos and drama wherever they go.  I think Bobby Valentine may be a little bit like that.  Because anyone else who has gone what he’s gone through in the past couple of months would have just left that all alone.

  1. Old Gator - Jul 26, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    Nietzsche says order arises out of chaos, Craig.
    Having said that, he’s still talking to Scrooge McLoria??? Is Bobby Valentine out of his ferkokte mind? Did his fontanelles ever close properly? Did he contract a brain fluke that looks like a planaria with a happy face from eating concessionaire sushi in Chiba City? Maybe he should tune in the Discover Health Channel and watch a couple of episodes of Morons Within Me.
    Then he can stop futzing with the Feesh and move on to the Cubs, where he can add the prion for Die Vloek van der Geitbok to his neurological pathogen collection.

  2. Old Gator - Jul 26, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    Incidentally, who is that babe on his right? She looks like….Elin Woods! Now wouldn’t that be a pisser….?

  3. Paper Lions - Jul 26, 2010 at 8:50 PM

    Elin Woods’ mom, maybe. I think it’s time for update for that eye prescription.

  4. Old Gator - Jul 26, 2010 at 11:00 PM

    I just had new eyes put in. She’s had it rough the last six or seven months, is all.

  5. mcsnide - Jul 26, 2010 at 11:15 PM

    Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.

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