Ivan Nova, as you know, is under investigation by Major League Baseball for some business regarding B-12 injections that may or may not have been B-12 (or something; I’m having a hard time caring). Yesterday he pitched well in the Yankees win. Here’s this morning’s New York Post sports cover. I’m not gonna lie: I lol’d:
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- Old Gator - Aug 30, 2010 at 12:14 PM
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I can assure you that if massive doses of inexpensive B-12 didn’t help me avoid the high co-pays for Cialis, they didn’t do squat for Ivan. But it’s the Pestilence after all. I guess, though, we should be grateful to Ivan’s vitamin fetish for driving any more photos of that bloated bufone Beck and his Tundra Trash princess off the Pestilence‘s cover page.
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- Simon DelMonte - Aug 30, 2010 at 12:21 PM
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Ivan Nova is God.
(I just want to see if anyone gets the reference.)
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- El Bravo - Aug 30, 2010 at 12:26 PM
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Tundra Trash Princess…another gem. Still likin’ Moose Turd Queen more though.
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- Matt - Aug 30, 2010 at 12:34 PM
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Knowing the post, theyll have no problems running the inevitable “Ivan The Terrible” headline when he eventually gets shelled
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- BC - Aug 30, 2010 at 1:16 PM
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Sorry. Clapton is God.
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- Lans Downe - Aug 30, 2010 at 1:33 PM
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Oh, he’s got a million of ‘em. Just ask, he tell ya…
Cialis joke was pretty good, though.
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- JBerardi - Aug 30, 2010 at 1:58 PM
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The Wasilla Wingnut? Mooselini? Princess Jesus Boobies?
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- Old Gator - Aug 30, 2010 at 2:44 PM
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Mooselini. Yes. I will wait till you die and claim to have thought of it.
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- Ffej - Aug 30, 2010 at 3:41 PM
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Awesome. Ivanova popped in my head when I read the game summary. Nice to know I wasn’t the only one to make a Babylon 5 connection.
