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Great Moments in subtlety: the New York Post

Aug 30, 2010, 12:00 PM EDT

Ivan Nova, as you know, is under investigation by Major League Baseball for some business regarding B-12 injections that may or may not have been B-12 (or something; I’m having a hard time caring).  Yesterday he pitched well in the Yankees win. Here’s this morning’s New York Post sports cover.  I’m not gonna lie: I lol’d:

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  1. Old Gator - Aug 30, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    I can assure you that if massive doses of inexpensive B-12 didn’t help me avoid the high co-pays for Cialis, they didn’t do squat for Ivan. But it’s the Pestilence after all. I guess, though, we should be grateful to Ivan’s vitamin fetish for driving any more photos of that bloated bufone Beck and his Tundra Trash princess off the Pestilence‘s cover page.

  2. Simon DelMonte - Aug 30, 2010 at 12:21 PM

    Ivan Nova is God.
    (I just want to see if anyone gets the reference.)

  3. El Bravo - Aug 30, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    Tundra Trash Princess…another gem. Still likin’ Moose Turd Queen more though.

  4. Matt - Aug 30, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    Knowing the post, theyll have no problems running the inevitable “Ivan The Terrible” headline when he eventually gets shelled

  5. BC - Aug 30, 2010 at 1:16 PM

    Sorry. Clapton is God.

  6. Lans Downe - Aug 30, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    Oh, he’s got a million of ‘em. Just ask, he tell ya…
    Cialis joke was pretty good, though.

  7. JBerardi - Aug 30, 2010 at 1:58 PM

    The Wasilla Wingnut? Mooselini? Princess Jesus Boobies?

  8. Old Gator - Aug 30, 2010 at 2:44 PM

    Mooselini. Yes. I will wait till you die and claim to have thought of it.

  9. Ffej - Aug 30, 2010 at 3:41 PM

    Awesome. Ivanova popped in my head when I read the game summary. Nice to know I wasn’t the only one to make a Babylon 5 connection.

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