Sep 10, 2010, 9:25 PM EST
OK, maybe not, but someone wants you to think he is.
According to Paul Sullivan of the Chicago Tribune, somebody circulated a fake press release promoting a book claimed to be written by Cubs general manager Jim Hendry. The title? “How to Finish Near Last Place with the Highest Payroll in the League.”
It gets better. Here are just a few of the chapter highlights:
- Why I signed Milton Bradley.
- Why I released Casey McGehee only to see him hit 20 home runs and drive in nearly 100 runs for a division rival.
- Why I signed players to long-term contracts with limited trade options.
According to Muskat, Brewers’ VP of Communications Tyler Barnes said the team is trying to determine who left the fake release in the press box.
“It’s an unfortunate incident and lousy attempt at a practical joke.”
Really? I thought it was pretty successful.
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