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The Red Man has been released from prison

Sep 22, 2010, 5:30 PM EDT

Well, he’s really a “Red Boy” and it was less prison than juvie:

A
costumed Phillies fan who ran onto the field and briefly eluded
security guards during a game at Citizens Bank Park has been released
from juvenile detention.

The parents of 17-year-old Sean Hagan of Philadelphia picked him up Tuesday afternoon.  Gary and Barbara Hagan apologized for their son’s actions. They say he will be punished for putting himself and players at risk.

The only thing worse than getting taken down by Matt Diaz — a guy who can’t hit anything lately — is having your mom and dad do your public apology.

But that’s not the best part. The best part is that he was still wearing the spandex outfit when his folks bailed him out.  They wouldn’t even bring a change of clothes for him, probably because they rightfully believe he needed a good shaming.

Not sure how spandex body suits play inside the joint, however. Even juvie hall.

  1. Mr. Heyward - Sep 22, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    It’s Always Sunny In Juvie Hall

  2. Ick McWang - Sep 22, 2010 at 6:45 PM

    ^^ haha i was wondering how long that would take.
    if only it was a green man suit, then it would be the ultimate…

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