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Andy Van Slyke would like to be considered for the Pirates job

Oct 8, 2010, 3:33 PM EDT

Don’t blow it again, Pirates: say no to Van Slyke! Hire Barry Bonds for the manager job!

Andy Van Slyke, in town with fellow alumnus Dave Parker for a
season-ticket holder event, took the opportunity to inform president
Frank Coonelly about his interest in the club’s managerial opening.

Van Slyke acknowledges that he may not be an ideal candidate, what with no managerial experience on any level. But that doesn’t matter, because his philosophy is sound:

“I think it would be absolutely arrogant for any manager to come in
here and think he’s going to be the difference. [As if] by his mere
presence, he could be the one to turn it around. I don’t care if Casey
Stengel stepped out of the grave and walked into spring training, any
manager would need a pitching staff with an ERA and numbers that [the
Pirates’ staff] didn’t have this year. Everything begins and ends with
pitching. Until that aspect improves dramatically … it’s an unfair
expectation for anyone to expect different results here.”

This is pretty brilliant when you think about it.  Van Slyke is freely admitting that he has no experience and going one step further in saying that, if he were hired, the team should not expect positive results from anything he himself does.

He still may not get the job, but man, if he does, he’s gonna have some awesome job security.

  1. mcsnide - Oct 8, 2010 at 3:53 PM

    Nah, they’ll pay him twice what he’s worth and let Barry take over the Giants. Damn you, Craig, for reminding me of why I pretend the NL doesn’t exist and refuse to acknowledge the team I cheered for as a kid. Well, that and Sid F@#$ing Bream.

  2. birdmancometh - Oct 8, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    He’s right about managers not mattering though.

  3. PittsburghSteelerz - Oct 8, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    Assuming they hired him, could they be any worse than they have been over the past (nearly) 20 years?

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