But the real question is whether the thief booed him or vomited on him or anything during the crime:
A man was robbed of Giants playoffs tickets at gunpoint near AT&T Park on Thursday, police said. The 29-year-old victim reported the robbery around 5:30 p.m., about a half-hour after the first pitch was thrown in Game 5 of the seven-game series against the Philadelphia Phillies, police said.
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- Utley's Hair - Oct 22, 2010 at 4:55 PM
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It had to be a Phightins Phan, right? And they probably puked in the guys panda hat, put it on his head, put a Santa hat on top, pelted him with snowballs packed with batteries and booed him as he skulked away crying.
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- Gobias Industries - Oct 22, 2010 at 5:05 PM
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That’s pretty good – I especially liked “snowballs packed with batteries”. But you’ll still need a TASER reference in there somewhere if you expect full credit.
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- Alex K - Oct 22, 2010 at 5:13 PM
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You mean the gun wasn’t a taser?
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- Utley's Hair - Oct 22, 2010 at 5:26 PM
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Well, us Phightins Phans aren’t smart enough to remember that the Taser runs on batteries, so they didn’t reserve any. I guess they just threw the Taser at the guy’s face, knocked out his teeth and made up a sign to tell him to get them fixed.
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- Gobias Industries - Oct 22, 2010 at 6:18 PM
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Full credit plus extra credit! A++!
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- mashoaf - Oct 22, 2010 at 5:22 PM
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did they go to the seats to arrest the guy?
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