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Pat Burrell is The Machine

Oct 28, 2010, 5:30 PM EDT

Philadelphia Phillies v San Francisco Giants, Game 4 Getty Images

For those of you who don’t know about the whole bit in which Brian Wilson was being interviewed by FOX while a guy he referred to as “The Machine” — dressed up in much the way The Gimp from “Pulp Fiction” would look if he took a trip to the beach — you may just want to move along.

Those of you who do know about it, know this much: The Machine’s identity has been confirmed. It was Pat Burrell.  The whole story can be read over at The Fightins.

But just remember: some things that are seen cannot be unseen.

  1. feartherallythong - Oct 28, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    As a Bay Area resident, and even given my handle, I am not at all happy that two of the images from the 2010 Giants are the Rally Thong and The Machine.

    No wonder the rest of the country thinks we’re weirdos…

    Sigh…

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