Comments on: Adrian Gonzalez is as good as gone

By: jasonwrites

jasonwrites — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 15:30:16 +0000

Would the Padres trade within the division?

Signed,
The Colorado Rockies

P.S. We are used to overpaying 1B on long-term contracts long after they begin declining.

P.P.S. I am so happy I stumbled upon this thread. It IS one of the best ever.

By: Ari Collins

Ari Collins — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 02:35:30 +0000

^^ this

By: JBerardi

JBerardi — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 00:54:09 +0000

Can he please just get traded already?

Signed,
Everyone

By: BC

BC — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 17:58:56 +0000

You should know. You invented the Internet.

Signed,
Newt Gingrich

By: Padres “will listen to offers” on All-Star closer Heath Bell | HardballTalk

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 17:47:47 +0000

[...] Gonzalez‘s potential availability is grabbing all the headlines, and rightfully so, but Dan Hayes of the North County Times reports that the Padres “will [...]

By: Chris Fiorentino

Chris Fiorentino — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 16:58:46 +0000

We already ruined the market for Prince…and we added a little extra to damage it for King Albert as well.

Signed,
Ruben Amaro, Jr.

By: brewcrewchamps

brewcrewchamps — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 16:49:43 +0000

This thread is the best thing since the internet

Signed,
Al Gore

By: mashoaf

mashoaf — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 16:33:32 +0000

Can he sign a huge contract and strike out a lot without putting up any numbers?

Signed,

The Seattle Mariners

By: BC

BC — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 15:24:57 +0000

But I make a wonderful apple almond suffle.

By: BC

BC — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 15:24:25 +0000

No, I can’t.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 15:23:05 +0000

This man speaks the Truthiness.

By: Ari Collins

Ari Collins — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 15:06:46 +0000

Can Chuck Norris create a joke He can’t comprehend?

By: Jason @ IIATMS

Jason @ IIATMS — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 14:59:27 +0000

Can BC comprehend the Chuck Norris joke?

Signed,
Chuck Norris

By: Ari Collins

Ari Collins — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 14:55:59 +0000

Great comment thread? Or greatest comment thread?

By: BC

BC — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 14:36:14 +0000

Can he coach a football team?

Signed,
The Minnesota Vikings

By: BC

BC — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 14:35:38 +0000

Chuck Norris has cancer? I missed that one….

By: scapistron

scapistron — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 14:17:49 +0000

Can he cure cancer?

Signed,
Chuck Norris

By: spaceescalator

spaceescalator — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 14:02:42 +0000

Tell me more about this “Hot Corner”…

Signed,
Kevin Youkilis

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:59:06 +0000

“That’s nice. Let us know if he needs minor shoulder surgery this offseason and maybe we can pick him up for peanuts.”

Signed,
Scrooge McLoria

By: Ari Collins

Ari Collins — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:32:25 +0000

Is he a once-in-a-generation talent?

Signed,
Scott

By: BC

BC — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:21:38 +0000

Is he manager material?

Signed,
The New York Mets

By: skipperxc

skipperxc — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:15:27 +0000

Can he not ruin the market for Prince?

Signed,
The Milwaukee Brewers

By: Panda Claus

Panda Claus — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:11:06 +0000

Can he play 1B and 3B simultaneously?

Signed,
The Baltimore Orioles

By: Jason @ IIATMS

Jason @ IIATMS — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 12:47:02 +0000

Can he pitch?

Signed,
The New York Yankees