Comments on: Surprise! Scott Boras says there’s a lot of interest in Magglio Ordonez

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 22:01:15 +0000

That’s fine, there’s no demand for brains on the transplant organ black market anyway. Just don’t damage the kidneys, liver, lungs, heart or corneas. The last time there was a demand for a brain, it was Jeb Bush and Bill Frist desperately searching for something to put inside Terri Schiavo’s head before the tabloids got their hands on the X-rays.

By: pisano

pisano — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 15:20:05 +0000

One other thing about Mr. Boras , if you held a gun to his head and said to him, the truth or the bullet , he’d take the bullet . The man can’t help himself , he’s pathological.

By: bloodysock

bloodysock — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 23:10:53 +0000

You can add Varitek to that list too. However, he also represents Beltre and he will command some attention.

By: bloodysock

bloodysock — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 23:06:31 +0000

The mystery teams must be in Japan.

Wonder if Boras eats mystery meat too.

By: uyf1950

uyf1950 — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 22:03:49 +0000

Who do you think Boras is going to dedicate more time to getting a contract? Werth, Ordonez or Damon? My guess is Werth. Ordonez and Damon will be lucky if he gives them 5% of his time.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 21:46:18 +0000

I myself am very interested in Magglio Ordonez.

But then, I also traffic in black market transplant organs.

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 11:58:19 +0000

My mystery sources also say that several other mystery teams want to offer Ordonez a minor league contract with an invite to spring training.

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 11:54:15 +0000

Why do you say that Boras is full of crap? Don’t you realize that several mystery teams are lined up to bid on Ordonez at the ML minimum?

By: pisano

pisano — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 02:16:00 +0000

Boras is so full of crap his eyes must be brown .