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The Best and Worst Uniforms of All Time: the Oakland Athletics

Nov 16, 2010, 12:00 PM EDT

Oakland A's Green and Gold

Confession time. I played little league baseball in Parkersburg, West Virginia for a team sponsored by a business called “Doug’s Family Hairstyling.” All of the other teams were sponsored by sporting goods stores or hardware stores or at least something that sounded cool and manly. Not us! We were probably the worst team in the league and we had a pansy name. Oh, and we had all the fat kids on our team. And what did these talentless, pansy-named fat kids wear? Green and gold, that’s what. It was a nightmare on top of a nightmare on top of a nightmare. And have I mentioned that gold does not flatter my flesh tones?

The point is this: I may have hated the A’s traditional green and gold uniforms before 1985, but I know I hated them afterward, and I still hate them to this very day. I simply can’t abide the combination at all no matter who’s wearing it. My failure to develop a man crush on the Billy Beane A’s like so many of my sabermetric friends has a lot to do with the green and gold. And don’t even get me started on the white shoes, which baseball teams should never ever, ever wear, but the A’s still do for some reason.

With all of that out of the way, you can probably tell which direction this is going.

The Best: The blue elephants were kind of different, but ultimately I’ll go with the simple blue A on white, which they wore for nearly their entire existence in Philadelphia. A couple of red A’s thrown in, and yes, those elephants for a couple of years, but when Connie Mack was in charge they kept that blue A, and I like it.

The Worst: This 1973 look is pretty much exactly what Doug’s Family Hairstyling looked like. Except we didn’t have handlebar mustaches. And we had jellyroll guts and looked perpetually over-matched. Really, though. any look from the 60s through 1986 is fairly heinous. The more recent vintage Athletics teams have toned it down a whole lot, but I still see it. Like it was burned into my retinas, forever distorting my sight.

Assessment: I once thought that if I was ever a professional baseball player and I got traded to the A’s, that I’d simply retire than wear that getup. I know now that such a stance was a bit immature.  With age and wisdom, I know better now. I’d simply demand a trade.

  1. tomemos - Nov 16, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    And yet you like the Padres brown-and-yellow. Inexplicable.

  2. BC - Nov 16, 2010 at 12:42 PM

    A Gene Tenace photo. How cool!

    • granted42 - Nov 16, 2010 at 1:22 PM

      Ah, yes! When World Series games were played during the day.

  3. apbaguy - Nov 16, 2010 at 1:39 PM

    Same ballpark, though. Past time for a change there.

  4. sknut - Nov 16, 2010 at 1:43 PM

    Is it any concidence that Francoeur is in the first picture? Its like Craig has an unhealthy obsession about him or something, even a non Francoeur story has a glimpse of him.

  5. anythingbutyanks - Nov 16, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    I think ANY uniform is better than pinstripes.

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