Comments on: Coco Crisp is ‘looking for a live-in personal assistant (female)’

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:41:34 +0000

Zingtastic

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:27:41 +0000

What’s the difference between Coco Crisps toilet and his future live-in personal assistant?

His toilet won’t try to sue him after he drops his load in it and walks away.

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:19:37 +0000

True, I didn’t notice that the “etc.” is also followed by an ellipses. He should have put “giggity” in there somewhere.

By: bloodysock

bloodysock — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:11:19 +0000

$40K?

By: shelbydawkins

shelbydawkins — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:05:07 +0000

WHAT A DORK

By: nps6724

nps6724 — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:46:08 +0000

Or a paternity suit.

By: nps6724

nps6724 — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:44:54 +0000

I’m guessing “penetrate” would be among the description somewhere.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:44:45 +0000

Sure he did. “Light house work, etc…”

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:43:38 +0000

Yeah, smart move, because Wives are wayyyy more expensive when you tell them to hit the road… But does anyone smell a future sexual harassment suit brewing here?

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:36:03 +0000

All of those items are listed, but he doesn’t actually penetrate into what the real “job” description would be…

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:32:18 +0000

This is odd, but not as odd as the guy claiming to be Tyler Colvin last year.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2010/01/620006551/1