Comments on: Attention single people: Frank and Jamie McCourt are officially on the market

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 14:18:42 +0000

I just said “I love her” ?????? Anyway, it’s fun. We both joke to each other like this, so why not with others?? We go out, we hear “How long have you two been married?” At which point either of us will answer “Ahh about 145 years”. Neither of us take things too seriously, and while we will admit some times things aren’t so easy or great. We are still together longer than many couples are and as long as we can laugh off things most couples can’t, we will get closer every additional century that we’re together… Whoops, year, I mean year.

By: Reflex

Reflex — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 09:17:55 +0000

I just don’t understand it. Almost everyone I know speaks poorly of thier partner/spouse. If they hate it so much, why continue? Lots of fish in the sea…

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 04:43:12 +0000

I dunno. For some reason Jamie McCourt reminds me too of Jan Brewer after a facelift, and considering how much Jan Brewer's face must weigh given the compounded surface area created by all those wrinkles, the epidermal equivalent of a Mandelbrot Set (see Gleick, Chaos: Making a New Science), it would have taken half the sale price of the Bums to pay for a cosmetic procedure straight out of Brazil. Ah well. Needless to say, I wouldn't want to be out on a blind date with Jamie and then find out she was just Jan Brewer in drag. It's been over 30 years since my last blind date, but I still feel a little shaken by the evenings I spent listening to 250-pounders bemoan their struggles with Anorexia over a five dollar shake at Jack Rabbit Slim's.

By: ta192

ta192 — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 03:11:01 +0000

Wow! So cynical and sooooo perceptive…

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 02:54:58 +0000

Sounds like my Girlfriend. she’s married. Where do you live?

Surely you know i jest…. 15 years with the same woman. She stole my youth. And kicked the crap out of it. And i love her for it. Men were created in the likeness of dogs rather than gods. Common translation error.

By: Reflex

Reflex — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 01:32:13 +0000

Sometimes I think I’m an exception. With the same woman 7 years and wouldn’t have it any other way. She’s smart, good looking and ambitious. And extremely loyal.

Depresses me looking at my friend’s relationships.

By: Richard In Big D

Richard In Big D — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 23:22:13 +0000

Bag, nothing, it was a TRUCKLOAD, and they were screwGUNS, not drivers.

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 22:48:12 +0000

Sounds to me like you were married to a bag ‘o’ Phillip’s heads.

By: Richard In Big D

Richard In Big D — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 22:45:57 +0000

That’s because it never went further than dating!

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 22:34:48 +0000

Dated worse? I literally dated a bag of hammers for two weeks until I was stabbed in the kidney by the pointy end of one of the nailing hammers and decided the relationship wasn’t worth the pain. The nice part of our relationship was I always got to get hammered but never once got screwed.

By: Richard In Big D

Richard In Big D — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 22:30:56 +0000

There is a saying bandied about freely among my circle of divorced dad friends (of which I am one). “Don’t bother getting married again. Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house”. Words to live by, my friend,