Comments on: James Loney is available

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 18:31:37 +0000

Gentlemen prefer blonde’s! The rest of us will take whatever we can get.

wonkypenguin — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 18:29:34 +0000

I play first base in a slow pitch softball league and hit relatively well.

In a Werth world, that makes me AT LEAST worth the minimum $330,000 or something, doesn’t it?

heiniemanush — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 18:11:25 +0000

I’m available, too. I tend to prefer slender brunettes with doe-like eyes.