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Pete Rose would like to tell you something about Joe DiMaggio

Dec 9, 2010, 12:00 PM EST

Joe DiMaggio

So, Pete Rose and Joe DiMaggio are in the jungle in Vietnam, and DiMaggio decides he needs to take a shower …

No, that’s not the intro to a joke.  It happened. Pete Rose said it did.  And even though it’s a true story and not a joke, it does have some punchline.  Why Pete Rose felt compelled to share it is another story, but he’s Pete Rose and we love him for that.

BTW: the story and the website are clean enough, but it is basically a locker room story, so if that bugs you, don’t click through.

  1. Old Gator - Dec 9, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    All of us are hanging from it in our self-images. So what’s the news? That it wasn’t good enough for Marilyn and she died dreaming of Milton Berle?

    • BC - Dec 9, 2010 at 12:14 PM

      Rumor has it that Uncle Miltie could bring it, too…..

      • Old Gator - Dec 9, 2010 at 12:27 PM

        The Hollywood conventional wisdom was that Uncle Miltie was THE man. I once heard Howard Cosell call him out on it at a Friar’s Luncheon. What followed was maybe the funniest run of dozens I ever heard in my life. My ribs hurt just from thinking about it.

  2. Brian - Dec 9, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    This finally settles that age-old argument.

  3. Jonny 5 - Dec 9, 2010 at 12:58 PM

    So Monroe really was loose then?

    • Old Gator - Dec 9, 2010 at 1:10 PM

      Then? You mean afterwards?

      • Jonny 5 - Dec 9, 2010 at 1:42 PM

        Bwahaha!! As a result of, yes.

  4. Jonny 5 - Dec 9, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    I did notice Pete’s collar, anyone else notice what it says???

    • sean1525 - Dec 9, 2010 at 6:48 PM

      Pretty sure it says “Hit King” for what its worth…

  5. ta192 - Dec 9, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    Always wondered what his appeal was…

  6. Old Gator - Dec 10, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    Only ten comments as this thread prepares to subduct under the Page 1 plate? It’s now official: people were more interested in Ted William’s head than Joe DiMaggio’s penis. Perhaps America is finally growing up after all.

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