Dec 13, 2010, 9:19 PM EDT
Earl Weaver is not dead. We know this because he says so.
This is contrary to a political column in the New York Times on Saturday, which referred to Weaver in the past tense. “Texas Democrats have become the Baltimore Orioles of politics,” wrote Ross Ramsey. “Somewhere in heaven, Earl Weaver and Ann Richards are comparing notes on what went wrong with the teams they left behind.”
Mike Klingaman of the Baltimore Sun called Weaver, 80, at his home in Florida to notify him of the bad news:
“I’ll be damned,” said the Hall of Famer, who managed the Orioles to four American League pennants and a World Series title. “All I can do is say, that’s false.
“I’m still here, although my knees have given out, so I don’t play golf anymore. I’ve always said that there were two places that I wouldn’t mind dying. One was Memorial Stadium; the other, the golf course.
“Now I’ve got to wait forever [to go], because both of those places are gone.”
That’s it? I have to admit I’m disappointed that Weaver’s response wasn’t a little more colorful.
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