Comments on: Carlos Beltran is unaware of trade rumors because he’s not “into the computer searching”

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 02:11:35 +0000

His Cousin in Puerto Rico is going to rat you out. He’s going to send his closer after you to slap you silly, or until his thumb falls off. Then he’ll punch his own head for a reason known only to him.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 00:01:44 +0000

Heyward, I’d start quaking in my boots if I were you—in about a month or so….

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 00:00:37 +0000

I don’t think this tappy-tap computation box thingy here is going to catch on. Mimeograph—now that’s a technological advance for the ages!!!!! (It even smells great.)

By: scatterbrian

scatterbrian — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:32:39 +0000

You could have gone all Marquis de Sade and written that letter using…..never mind.

By: Gobias Industries

Gobias Industries — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:27:49 +0000

With my quill, I have transcribed your comment to paper and put it in my trusty carrier pigeon’s beak for delivery to Mr. Beltran. I shall soon start a fire so that I may also send him a smoke signal. You and your filthy mouth are in a world of trouble, my friend.

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:03:27 +0000

Hey Beltran, your mother smells like a piece of wet poo! HA! You aren’t even gonna know I wrote this!

By: Mark Armour

Mark Armour — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:01:36 +0000

Why is Beltran to the Red Sox no longer an option? I would think a deal revolving around Beltran and Drew would make some sense, assuming the Mets are mad at Beltre. Drew is slightly cheaper, while Beltran would help the Red Sox be less left-handed.