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The Rays sign a cyborg

Jan 6, 2011, 9:19 AM EDT

Chris Carter Mets

Really: former Mets’ outfielder  Chris Carter was been described by his teammates as “a baseball cyborg,” after he wowed them with his work ethic and intensity during spring training. Adam Rubin reports that the Tampa Bay Rays have signed Carter to a minor league deal.

If Carter is a cyborg, something malfunctioned in his positronic net. Because after being called up the by the big club back in May, he was only able to muster a line of .263/.317/.389 in 180 plate appearances.  Perhaps a Level One diagnostic is in order.

If not, he may have to be retired.

  1. sdelmonte - Jan 6, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    Booyah!

  2. Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Jan 6, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    Ah, I can’t see the link b/c “access is denied”…

  3. drunkenhooliganism - Jan 6, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    The Mets were astounded by his incredible work ethic. He showed up for practice on time and worked out for over 30 minutes at least twice a week.

    • yankeesfanlen - Jan 6, 2011 at 11:17 AM

      Beat me to it. Was going to say “Mostly shows up, doesn’t steal too much, good tipper. Another Frenchie.

      • drunkenhooliganism - Jan 6, 2011 at 11:35 AM

        I may have gotten here first, but I like yours better.

  4. catsmeat - Jan 6, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    Best walk-up song in baseball, tho.

  5. BC - Jan 6, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    Something must be wrong with his flux capacitor.
    Oh wait, that’s for time travel. Never mind.

  6. shackdelrio - Jan 6, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    All he does is catch touchdowns

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