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More ugliness for Lenny Dykstra

Jan 11, 2011, 4:14 PM EDT

Lenny Dykstra

Man, it hasn’t been a good couple of years for Lenny Dykstra:

Former pro baseball player Lenny Dykstra’s housekeeper accused him of sexual assault, according to records, though prosecutors declined to file charges this month citing a lack of evidence.

According to the rejection memo by Los Angeles County prosecutors, a female housekeeper alleged Dykstra would force her to give him oral sex on Saturdays. However, the 41-year-old woman’s case seemed to flounder because of an apparent lack of evidence that the activity was forced.

Worth re-emphasizing that these accusations were found by police to be too weak to support criminal charges — sort of like the Johan Santana allegations — and that the woman only went to police once he failed to pay her money he owed her, presumably for maid services. And as we recently learned, Lenny is the kind of guy who doesn’t like to pay for services.

Note to accuser: unlike Johan Santana, Lenny Dykstra is in no position to pay you a settlement on a civil case, so you should probably not bother with the filing fee if that’s what you had in mind.

  1. Utley's Hair - Jan 11, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    “…presumably for maid services” Nice.

  2. cmd11b - Jan 11, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    LEEEENNNYYYYY…What are you into now?…Hummers on Saturdays?…As a Phillies fan I enjoyed watching the Dude play the game however I cannot endorse Lenny Dykstra “the later years”….He could become Lenny the Pimp?..No? Yes?

  3. ta192 - Jan 11, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Anybody besides me think the “on Saturdays” part makes everything sound weird, like maybe it would have been OK on some other day of the week?

    • Utley's Hair - Jan 11, 2011 at 5:02 PM

      Gotta get everything cleaned before the Sabbath…?

  4. Jonny 5 - Jan 11, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    Wow! So cleaning the pipes once a week wasn’t included for free? Get a Girl Friend Lenny, I mean if you don’t have any money to pay these women for their “services”, then you have to find someone to do it for free. Man I bet he misses the baseball groupies….

    • bigharold - Jan 11, 2011 at 7:15 PM

      There’s no such thing as “free” when it comes to girl friends or wives. You still pay it’s just not a straight up quid pro quo. But, you WILL pay!

      • Utley's Hair - Jan 11, 2011 at 7:25 PM

        Yes, there is such a thing as “free” for girlfriends and wives—only not for you.

  5. Jonny 5 - Jan 11, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Wait a minute!!! He’s broke and has a maid?? Clean your own mess broke a$$!

  6. Utley's Hair - Jan 11, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    By the way, HAPPY PICKET FENCES DAY, Part I, everyone!!!!!!!!!

    • ta192 - Jan 11, 2011 at 5:19 PM

      Part II, isn’t it?

      • Utley's Hair - Jan 11, 2011 at 5:20 PM

        Oh, details, details, details…and typos.

  7. Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Jan 11, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    Lenny paid me with a bad check 😦

    • ta192 - Jan 11, 2011 at 6:03 PM

      Paid you…for what?

      • Utley's Hair - Jan 11, 2011 at 6:10 PM


      • Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Jan 11, 2011 at 6:15 PM

        and pie….

      • Utley's Hair - Jan 11, 2011 at 6:37 PM

        I really don’t want to know what kind of pie….

      • Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Jan 11, 2011 at 7:05 PM

        Chicago creme pie. It’s like Boston’s version except it makes you vomit.

      • Utley's Hair - Jan 11, 2011 at 7:20 PM

        Secret ingredients in Chicago cream pie: goat meat and previously chewed tabacky.

    • Panda Claus - Jan 12, 2011 at 9:16 AM

      Which is the bigger fraud risk: responding to an email from a Nigerian bank looking for you to wire them money or receiving a personal check from Lenny Dykstra?

      • Utley's Hair - Jan 12, 2011 at 11:37 AM

        Who said that they’re mutually exclusive? Have YOU ever seen that Nigerian prince and Lenny Dykstra in the same room at the same time? I didn’t think so….

  8. monicafosterathome - Jan 11, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    The accusations from this woman are most likely TRUE. I just dealt with that man Dec 13, 2010 and he’s a racist, psychotic, drug addict who can’t deal with the fact that he’s a HAVE NOT who used to be a HAVE but never will be a HAVE again.

    This woman needs to file a police report against him with the LAPD like I did. It’s not about getting money – it’s about creating a papertrail on this jerk so he can’t continue to hurt and con women.

    MANY women have come forward.

    • Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Jan 11, 2011 at 6:37 PM


    • Jonny 5 - Jan 11, 2011 at 8:25 PM

      This is my formal apology for doubting you previously. I’m sorry. And you’re right. keep piling it on until he stops.

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