Comments on: The Stamford police are skeptical of Bobby Valentine

By: jfk69

jfk69 — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 00:05:14 +0000

What a joke.
Maybe Valentine will wear his mustache disguise he used when he got thrown out of a game while managing the Mets only to reappear on the bench in disguise.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 03:50:12 +0000

Kinda like Audrey II in reverse drag?

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 03:49:35 +0000

He could go on right after Parks and Recreation.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 21:07:29 +0000

It is the teeth they fear. And for good reason. Bobby V. fears his own teeth and does their bidding. They will eventually demand ownership of the entire Northeast. This is just the beginning…. (enter thunderclaps and lightning)

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:29:09 +0000

It’s a bit concerning that these committees Bud Light is always forming would turn into Committees of Correspondence.

By: Panda Claus

Panda Claus — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:19:49 +0000

Not to mention it might take a couple of raffles, a fish fry and two or three car wash events to pay for his salary.

By: poreef

poreef — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:16:22 +0000

I have broader discretionary powers in mind for this “ceremonial” position. Though, of course, we’re not terribly far from it with the BBWAA and ‘roids.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_22_Prairial

By: spudchukar

spudchukar — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:16:09 +0000

Is there an imitating a Commissioner statute?

By: BC

BC — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:15:45 +0000

Wouldn’t the unions or at least the fire and police chiefs have to sign off on the hire?

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:08:12 +0000

Invite him for dinner and have him arrested for something or other?

By: poreef

poreef — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:03:35 +0000

From his new perch at “Public Safety”, I think this is a good opportunity for a Robespierre-style cleaning of MLB. Start with Selig!

By: Panda Claus

Panda Claus — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 19:57:28 +0000

Who among us wouldn’t want one of those $10K ceremonial positions? For that price Stamford can’t be expecting too much.

Will he have any responsibilities other than cut down on jaywalking violators or making sure kids where bright clothing on Halloween? Maybe he’ll also ensure town residents don’t overdose eating chocolate hearts on Valentine’s Day?

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 19:50:08 +0000

Hey, anybody with blinding teeth like Bobby V has GOT to be hiding something, right? He also just jumped at the chance? Come on. We all know when it comes to jobs, he’s gotta be linked and rejected at least three times.

As to his public safety and law enforcement experience, he WAS manager for the Mutts. That’s gotta count for something, right?