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Leave A-Rod alone!

Feb 9, 2011, 8:50 AM EDT

A-Rod Cameron Diaz

It’s a sad comment on society that a world famous athlete can’t sit in a privileged position above a crowd of 100,000 people and a television audience of 100 million and be hand-fed tasty treats by an movie star without having someone take notice.

A-Rod is a simple, private man who never asked for any of this attention. We should all be ashamed of ourselves for our sickening and gratuitous voyeurism.

  1. dawgpound2010 - Feb 9, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    Yeah poor A-fraud! The poor guy only makes in one at-bat what most us voyeuristic working slobs make in a year. We should all start a fund and buy him some gold plated popcorn kernels to placate his fragile eggshell ego. Too bad that he cannot catch liners at 3rd like he does those tasty treats in a luxury suite.

  2. yankeesfanlen - Feb 9, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    Here’s something- I really don’t think he’s more eccentric than DiMag for the time he lives in.

  3. Jeremiah Graves - Feb 9, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    It’s a hard knock life…

    • Jonny 5 - Feb 9, 2011 at 11:16 AM

      Awwww A “little orphan Annie” fan. Isn’t that special???? 😛

  4. Jason @ IIATMS - Feb 9, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    I volunteer to switch spots in life with him.

    • Jonny 5 - Feb 9, 2011 at 11:18 AM

      Would you also retain the Cetaur posters, or would you be allowed to burn them?? That’s my one hang up for switching places with A-rod. Oh that and banging Madonna…

    • Jonny 5 - Feb 9, 2011 at 11:19 AM

      “Centaur” stoopid fingers.

  5. Utley's Hair - Feb 9, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    But it really sucked for him when Cameron told him to get off her mound(s).

  6. sdelmonte - Feb 9, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    I could live without the shots of famous and infamous people at sporting events.

    Then again, I could also live without Fox’ coverage of pretty much every sporting event.

    • bcopus - Feb 9, 2011 at 11:57 AM

      Or Fox’s coverage. Full stop.

    • Mike Luna - Feb 9, 2011 at 2:33 PM


  7. BC - Feb 9, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    A-Rod is….. wait for it…..wait for it……..a chipwich.

    • drunkenhooliganism - Feb 9, 2011 at 11:11 PM

      Nope, he’s a Cheeto.

  8. yankeesfanlen - Feb 9, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    Leave ARod alone! Compare him to others in your chipwich dungeon, he’s the only one with his own mattress, mirror, and popcorn dispenser.

    • Utley's Hair - Feb 9, 2011 at 2:01 PM

      ARoid needs his own Chris Crocker.

  9. macjacmccoy - Feb 9, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    Wow this guy is a space cadet. If A-Rod just wanted to play baseball and be a regular guy with no celebrity he wouldnt be dating famous actresses. He would be with a regular person. And dont say he just wants the best looking person bc thats not what celebrity are the only reason there so attractive to us is bc there un reachable. There are plenty of every day ordinary women who are just as good or better looking then Cameron Diaz or Madonna. No A Rod dates them and not a girl from the super market bc there celebrities not bc there they have the best personalties or are the best looking women. Just this shows you that he does want the attention and loves the fame. Not to mention the 100 other things that he does to make you believe hes all about it.

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