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In which a bear is interviewed about Mark Buehrle

Feb 11, 2011, 4:22 PM EDT

Bear

Trust me: the headline makes sense once you read the story.

And I can’t help but think that the bear makes some damn fine points.

  1. Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Feb 11, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    Yeah but all dogs go to heaven. Can the same be said about bears?

  2. marshmallowsnake - Feb 11, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    It is just the domesticated or cute animals that get all the attention. Remember Dennis Leary on No Cure for Cancer:

    Dennis Leary: My fluffy little dog.. He’s so cute- There’s the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don’t we? Yeah. Why don’t we just have animal auditions. Line ‘em up one by one and interview them individually.

    Dennis: What are you?

    Otter: I’m an otter.

    Dennis: And what do you do?

    Otter: I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.

    Dennis: You’re free to go. And what are you?

    Cow: I’m a cow.

    Denis: Get in the f—– truck, ok pal!

    Cow: But I’m an animal.

    Dennis: You’re a baseball glove! Get on that truck!

    Cow: I’m an animal, I have rights!

    Dennis: (pointing at leather jacket) Yeah, here’s yer f—— cousin, get on the f—– truck, pal!

    And, I think this is the same attitude that Mark has.

    • bigharold - Feb 11, 2011 at 5:31 PM

      I love Leary, .. except for tat whole RS fan thing.

      • marshmallowsnake - Feb 11, 2011 at 5:47 PM

        Well, I speak from first hand knowledge as I grew up in the same city as Leary…it is a curse that is onset at birth…and cannot be broken. With that said, go sox!

  3. Utley's Hair - Feb 11, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    That’s one manly bear.

  4. Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Feb 11, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    Wait a sec…did Vick get involved with this too?

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-week-in-review,19090/?slide=5

    • Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward - Feb 11, 2011 at 5:19 PM

      the whole story…http://www.theonion.com/articles/police-bust-giraffefighting-ring,19029/

  5. whatswiththehate - Feb 11, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    I wonder how Mark and his wife feel about Ben and him raping young girls? Or is he such a coward that he attack those who the media intentionally made a big deal over..What a punk

    Cowards follow the crowd. Leaders see the good in those who have done wrong and forgive them..

  6. frankvzappa - Feb 11, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    Buehrle may be a hypocrite, but that doesnt mean Vick shouldnt have been castrated…best moment of the season was when he got the sandwich hit

  7. Jonny 5 - Feb 11, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    I figured Daddy bear would get his story out eventually.. I guess that was his brother in the interview cause he’s kinda stuffed right now.

  8. mharenza - Feb 11, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    Vick is demonized, while Ray Lewis is celebrated. What a world.

  9. xmatt0926x - Feb 12, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    He is a hypocrite. Vick is disgusting and Im an Eagles fan saying this. Everyone talks about vick being hated because he was involved in dogfighting. That was a small part of the issue. It was the torture killings of the losing dogs that shocked everyone. You dont just have jumper cables laying in your living room. He had to want thrill of torturing these dogs in inique ways. Its scary when you think about it and his mindset. I wont lump hunters in the same category but why do people who kill for sport get a free pass? I just dont get it. What makes you want to hunt down a bear and kill him just for the fun of it? Is there no sickness to that? I know hunters and its never about the food. These guys pack their cases of beer and make it a party. Their bloodlust is just eery. I’m not sure there’s much of a difference between the 2 athletes other than society somewhat accepting hunting for sport.

  10. sosascork - Feb 12, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    It was a much bigger crime that Mark showed up on this show!

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