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HBT Weekend Wrapup

Feb 21, 2011, 5:30 AM EDT

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Things you missed this weekend while you made checklists of all of the stuff you’re going to need to do to prepare for your ten-day trip to Arizona which begins on Wednesday:

  • Domonic Brown is probably going to be the Phillies’ starting right fielder, but Cholly would like him to sweat a bit before handing him the job;
  • Michael Young showed up to Rangers’ camp.  Sadly, everyone was professional about it (well, mostly). I had really been hoping that Young would throw crap all over the floor and knock over furniture, after which Vernon Wells would talk about how it’s such a shame that the Rangers don’t keep their clubhouse clean and tidy.
  • Miguel Cabrera needs a doctor’s signoff before he can start spring training. Apropos of his patient, the doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
  • The Madoff bankruptcy is going after Tim Teufel too.  Quick! Someone tell me if Irving Picard is a righty or a lefty so we can see if Wally Backman can be of any use here.
  • Garrett Wittels’ 56-game hitting streak ended. Buy hey, look on the bright side Garrett: you still have that rape trial to look forward to.
  • Brett Tomko signed a deal.  So did Matt Belisle. The former broke into the bigs in 1997 and the latter in 2003, but if you asked me in an unguarded moment, I’d guess that each one of them has been pitching for approximately 124 years.
  • I hope you’re sitting down for this: Scott Boras is probably going to be the agent for the #1 overall pick this summer.
  • Mark Teixeira calls the Yankees underdogs. Fair enough: if you consider the AL East to be a two-team race, sure, they’re underdogs.  But if the Yankees go on to win the World Series, I will not tolerate any “no one believed in us” talk, because that’s a bridge too damn far.
  • Hunter Pence beat the Astros in his arbitration hearing. It was the last arbitration of the year.  Which is nice, because now I don’t have to listen to anyone talk nonsense about “midpoints” again. Sure, fine: most arbitrations that settle do so around the midpoint between the player and the team’s offers.  But just because one settles below or above the midpoint doesn’t mean a player “won” or “lost” when he settles, as I’ve seen some people say.  Knowing that most of these things settle and knowing that most settle around the midpoint, won’t the player attempt to come up with a higher number and the team lower than they might otherwise do?  As such, hearing that a player settled below or above the midpoint doesn’t mean anything. A below-the-midpoint settlement may be a win for the player who never figured he’d get what he asked for.  Oh well, who cares? Arbitration is kind of boring to me to be honest and I’m glad it’s over.
  • Jimmy Rollins predicted that the Phillies will win 100 games.  I sure hope no one made a big deal out of this. I mean, (a) the Phillies are good, so even if you are conservative and acknowledge that it’s hard to win 100 games, it’s not like 100 is an absurd number; and (b) it’s Jimmy Rollins and confidence is kind of his thing.  Someone wake me up when a meek player on a crappy team predicts 100 wins. Better yet, someone tell me when someone on the Pirates says “If we win 60, I’ll be shocked, because we’re really crappy.”
  • Kevin Millwood to the Yankees: Drop Dead.  Well, he didn’t really say that, but I’d like the Post to drag that one out again.
  • I don’t think there has been a time in history when more ink was spilled over a player showing up on his reporting date.  And who cares about early?  I used to work with a guy at the Ohio State bookstore who would come in early every day. He’d sit on the loading dock and smoke until everyone else got there. Didn’t really change the game any.
  • Alex Rodriguez lost ten pounds this winter.  Just like A-Rod to do something so selfish and embarrassing. God, when will he stop trying to be the center of attention?
  • Brandon Webb had two years of trouble with his shoulder. Then when he came back at the very end of last season, he couldn’t throw it anywhere near normal velocity. Now he’s having shoulder problems. I sure hope no one is surprised about this.  People freak when they hear about Tommy John surgery, but way more guys come back from that than serious shoulder problems.
  • Cliff Lee has a mild strain in his side. This is not a repeat from 2007 or 2010.

Sorry to rub it in about my trip to the desert. But press registration for the fabulous Cactus League is already underway, and I have to get there by Wednesday to claim my sound-proof suite. A fashionable sporting website in New York has taken care of the reservations … and I am, after all, a professional journalist; so I have an obligation to cover the story, for good or ill.

  1. yankeesfanlen - Feb 21, 2011 at 6:58 AM

    It was the Daily News, surprisingly, not the Post, with the Drop Dead. For further reference, “Dewey Beats Truman” was the Chicago Tribune, which for years owned the Cubs.
    That out of the way, good Rocky Racoon reference and thanks for leaving ARod alone.

    • jkcalhoun - Feb 21, 2011 at 10:54 AM

      From the archive of New York’s Picture Newspaper.

    • jkcalhoun - Feb 21, 2011 at 11:31 AM
    • jkcalhoun - Feb 21, 2011 at 11:33 AM

      Well, I guess you can’t embed images in these posts. OK then.

  2. Old Gator - Feb 21, 2011 at 7:02 AM

    Um…Craig…it was the Daily News that published that famous “Drop Dead” headline. Back then, the News was the right wing knuckledragger’s paper of choice in New York, not the Pestilence, so that kind of malicious misquoting and misrepresentation was as de riguer for it as it is for the Pestilence now.

  3. joshfrancis50 - Feb 21, 2011 at 8:35 AM

    Nothing about Black Christmas?

    • joshfrancis50 - Feb 21, 2011 at 8:35 AM

      Er, Thanksgiving. Sorry.

      • Craig Calcaterra - Feb 21, 2011 at 8:42 AM

        Didn’t watch a minute of the NBA All-Star stuff. Just can’t bring myself to care about it. I used to watch a handful of NBA games each year, but it’s gotten to the point where I consume so much baseball stuff that I don’t have room for it. I watch a good deal of the playoffs, but that’s about it.

  4. 4d3fect - Feb 21, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    As your lawyer, I advise you to…[insert irresponsible bet highly entertaining activity]

  5. 4d3fect - Feb 21, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    But—blargh, stupid spell check.

  6. Charles Gates - Feb 21, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    He said Miguel, you met your match
    And Miguel said, doc it’s only a scotch
    And I’ll be better, I’ll be better doc as soon as I am able.

  7. cur68 - Feb 21, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    Aaaand you forget; Roger Bernadina really IS in the best shape of his life. Unlike Joba.

  8. 4fishy - Feb 23, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

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