Comments on: Scenes From Spring Training: DWI http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/24/scenes-from-spring-training-dwi/ Baseball. Baseball. And then a bit more baseball. Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:08:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Old Gator http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/24/scenes-from-spring-training-dwi/comment-page-1/#comment-114462 Thu, 24 Feb 2011 22:59:49 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=41236#comment-114462 You have clearly never studied horned toads up close, Old Yeller notwithstanding. Stepping on one of these critters barefoot is no fun. It would be OK not to worry if you could see them but now that they’re disappearing there is ample reason to be more cautious.

Incidentally, Craig, if you’re watching, make sure not to leave your shoes on the floor at night in Arizona. Hang them on a nail. If you forget, make sure to shake them out before you put your feet back in them. Scorpions. Ouch! And if not scorpions, illegal immigrant bellhops have been known to fill your shoes with guava jelly if you don’t tip them well enough to bring their cousins over.

]]> By: cur68 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/24/scenes-from-spring-training-dwi/comment-page-1/#comment-114442 Thu, 24 Feb 2011 21:11:39 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=41236#comment-114442 Gator, dude; what is with you and the lizards? If JD Drew aint getting fishing like you’re one, you’re kidnapping them, eating them and possibly co-habitating with them. No horny toad gonna do nuthin. Step on them all you like. I saw Old Yeller; kid was keeping one in his pocket. The creature you gotta fear no matter where you go is the beaver. Even there in the desert I say fear the beav. That governor they got there? We in the frozen north think of her as a giant evil beaver. FEAR THE OLD BEAV!

]]> By: Old Gator http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/24/scenes-from-spring-training-dwi/comment-page-1/#comment-114436 Thu, 24 Feb 2011 21:00:36 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=41236#comment-114436 As in, “when you finish fourth, deal with it,” or “when your Governor looks like she got her face transplant from one of those missing mummies from the Cairo museum, deal with it,” or maybe “when you step on an invisible horned toad with your bare foot, deal with it.”

]]> By: craggt http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/24/scenes-from-spring-training-dwi/comment-page-1/#comment-114428 Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:46:33 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=41236#comment-114428 Ahh Gibby, how we miss you in Detroit
http://designaterobertson.blogspot.com/2011/01/armandos-goodbye-is-cut-short-by.html#more

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