Comments on: Scenes from Spring Training: Wake me up when Kerry Wood comes in

By: fivetoolmike

fivetoolmike — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 15:43:04 +0000

Looks like crushed up fritos.

By: BC

BC — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 15:01:34 +0000

I absolutely HAVE to get to that stadium! That chili dog looks positively smashing! Mmmmmm…. Wash that down with a Heineken and you’re cooking.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 13:21:45 +0000

It’s killing me. What is it covering that _____ on a sesame bun? I see hot peppers, but under it I see what looks like non melted cheddar, Or is that onions and…….rice?? Kraut?? What the hell is that wicked looking creation???

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 05:01:28 +0000

Having now done a bit of research on Lenny Dyskstra and his troubles [I must live under a rock (yes, I'll be careful of the horny toads) but I had no idea things were this bad in Dykstra land] I can now say with some certainly that Lenny used to get a semi happy but now I fear what he gets is the cops asking him to leave. Poor Cutter (you guys sure it aint his nickname?); I had thought my parents were embarrassing when I was coming up.

By: macjacmccoy

macjacmccoy — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 04:34:37 +0000

“HoHoKam Stadium features organ music. Honest to goodness organ music, not piped in rock or pop. This gave me a happy.”

Is that a boner reference? Cause it sure sounds like it is. Forget about the diet I think your wife would have a bigger problem with you talking about hard ons to the entire hbt nation then eating a big sloppy delicious sandwich at a ball park.

On an additional note, my last name is keen and is it just me or does everyone get a semi happy when they see or hear someone with there same last name?

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 03:43:10 +0000

Yeah, that was quite the bevy of wannabe Vivid Girls, wasn’t it? Forget the paper bags. After eating one of those chili dogs, you just invite them to wake up and smell the methane.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 03:40:46 +0000

“I always credit my enemy, no matter what he is, with the same intelligence I have.”
…Richard Widmark as an army general confronting a massive killer bee migration, uttering an unfortunate line of dialog in The Swarm

By: bloodysock

bloodysock — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 02:29:49 +0000

‘Splitter’ didn’t sound as good to Lenny.

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 01:01:19 +0000

Seriously, Lenny named the kid ‘Cutter’? Please, someone. Tell me that’s a nickname or something. Like ‘Trapper’ or ‘Curly’?Is Lenny just a walking testimonial for “how not to do (insert topic)”?

By: marshmallowsnake

marshmallowsnake — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:47:01 +0000

Oh, and that guy with the lemonade, lemonade, just like grandma made, also works at Chase Field…that was the first time I ever heard him…then, I went to Scottsdale Stadium…and heard him again…apparently, he gets around.

By: Tim's Neighbor

Tim's Neighbor — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:27:43 +0000

Last year during the opening day game for the Braves, my boss had just gotten done telling me about the no cheering in the press box rule when Heyward came up to bat for the first time. Of course, as soon as he hit it, the place went nuts. Pretty much awesome.

By: marshmallowsnake

marshmallowsnake — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:21:01 +0000

Speaking of a Surprise! A few years ago there was a swarm of Killer Bees at Surprise Stadium…SURPRISE!!!!

By: bloodysock

bloodysock — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:10:35 +0000

Good thing it was the organ music that gave you a happy and not the four ‘fine women’ in the pic from your earlier post from the game.