Comments on: Report: Coco Crisp Arrested for DUI last night

By: rapmusicmademedoit

rapmusicmademedoit — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 23:14:20 +0000

with a name like coco crisp he must be drunk on MILK…………..

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 21:26:33 +0000

heyblue: ” flannel thong wearing”?! LMAO! Wish I’d thought of that.

By: Ralph

Ralph — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 21:04:32 +0000

Worse transgressions than driving drunk? Yeah? Tell that to Nick Adenhart’s family.

Moron.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 20:44:09 +0000

If that’s the case, he needs someone to explain to him just where root canals are supposed to take place, ’cause methinks he’s been misinformed…

By: heyblueyoustink

heyblueyoustink — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 20:43:56 +0000

What’s the matter with you Dick?
See I could ramble on about you possibly being a backwoods, tooth deprived, flannel thong wearing, meth smoking, farm animal fornicating piece of human refuse……

But honestly I don’t know you……..no need to be such a, well, Dick!

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 20:20:28 +0000

self-anesthetizing n da butt.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 20:19:01 +0000

So he was self-anesthetizing, like Cabrera?

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 19:45:50 +0000

Who are ‘them boys’ you’re referring to now? Dick.

By: dickclydesdale

dickclydesdale — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 19:09:40 +0000

What do you expect from ghetto trash like Coco Crisp?
Decency, haha..you can take them boys out of the hood but they will still get liquored up & buy rocks of cocaine & get in the rolls royce on a high.

By: stealofhome

stealofhome — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 19:06:14 +0000

He said it on Twitter “Root canal time, I should’ve listen to my folks when they said brush and floss. I got the brushin part down flossing I such a pain n da butt”

Root canal time, I should've listen to my folks when they said brush and floss. I got the brushin part down flossing I such a pain n da butt—
Covelli Crisp (@Coco_Crisp) March 01, 2011

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:49:29 +0000

Craig, any reason why you decided to put up a photo of him falling quickly?

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:48:44 +0000

How would you know that?

By: bloodysock

bloodysock — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:46:49 +0000

He really brought his Rolls-Royce from NoCal to Spring Training?

By: sdelmonte

sdelmonte — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:40:53 +0000

PFT has a “days since player arrested” counter. It’s at five today.

By: stealofhome

stealofhome — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:40:40 +0000

Didn’t he have a root canal yesterday?

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:38:30 +0000

*spews

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:38:07 +0000

Woo hoo! It’s been so long since an MLB player got a DUI! I was getting the shakes for a minute. Seriously, what the hell? Even Sheen avoids the drink while driving. He said it himself, and he only pews the truth lately.

By: clydeserra

clydeserra — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:38:03 +0000

I can’t wait till we get back to the day when ballplayers getting DUIs are not news. I am not saying its OK to drive drunk. Its just that there are worse transgressions in the world.

That being said, I guess his craigslist ad for an assistant didn’t get him a driver.