Comments on: Brad Lidge hoping to return to live games Tuesday

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:29:34 +0000

Not that I don't appreciate your rushing to my defense like that, Ut - wish I had had you as a bodyguard in elementary school - but hey, maybe he got ticked off at the way I treat horsemeat and velveeta sandwiches. I think I've seen you rise to the defense of those culinary superfund sites yourself from time to time. Feelies phans are very attached to those things - which is what happens if you let them cool when the faux cheese has oozed onto your t-shirt and you've dozed off in a hop-n'-barley trance on a sunny day at the park. That nevers happens with my tofu, onion and soy cheese on sprouted multigrain roll.Insult that, and you too be runnin' back to momma with Gator gonna snap yo ass.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 15:30:14 +0000

I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that this was supposed to be in response to whizwit’s comment. If so, agreed.

If not, read my reply to whizwit.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 15:28:19 +0000

And what of what he said would be a legitimate reason for a comment like that? If the comment warranted that reply, have at it. But I see nothing in Gator’s comment that was anywhere near warranting a response like the one you spewed out.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 15:16:08 +0000

But then again, Jonny is a huge Brad Lidge fanbot.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:02:36 +0000

Brad is strange though, He’s a closer. He’s had tendinitis of his temporal lobe before. He’s got tendons where few men dare grow them. Yup, even “there”.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 04:34:24 +0000

Or maybe Gotor’s correct; its biceps tendon inflammation (I’m not sure at this point if the Phillthy’s medical staff know the difference). In this case its flat out WRONG to label the injury as “tendinitis in his right biceps muscle”; no such condition exists. However “tendinitis in his right biceps tendon” is correct (the tendon isn’t IN the muscle; there’s one at either end connecting the muscle to the bone). Considering that one of you seems to be an academic of some sort you’d think you’d be @ home with a simple (accurate) correction like this. Possibly you guys are too soft to post here; you don’t need to jump down a guys throat for something so trivial. Or maybe you’re just assholes.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 20:27:58 +0000

Or maybe you fell asleep in the middle of A Midsummer Night's Dream and have just Bottomed out today. Anything, as I said, is possible when the entire universe is a garden of forking paths. Although I must admit, the idea that you were reading Shakespeare does beggar credibility, even in a world the Old Ones created as a joke. Yog Sothoth, Bubba.

By: Chris Reighley

Chris Reighley — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 20:10:31 +0000

Or, maybe you are just an ass….

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 20:01:36 +0000

Anything is possible in a world of intersecting dimensions and universes. You might even be my stillborn evil twin. Perhaps you’re one of the bent Ayorsas, communicating through an online game of Ouija Scrabble. Sorry about that umbilical cord. Really.

More likely, though, you’re just the little bundle of spiteful thoughts, repressed frustrations and self-abasement I expelled like a gobbet of ectoplasmic phlegm during Kolinhar.

By: whizwit

whizwit — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 19:25:23 +0000

Maybe you’re an asshole…

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 15:54:05 +0000

Last I heard, you got tendinitis in a tendon. Brad might be worth more to science than to the Feelies. Or maybe ingesting all those horrible horsemeat and velveeta sandwiches has something to do with it….