Comments on: Joe Biden kept the Blue Jays out of their clubhouse yesterday

By: cur68

cur68 — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 03:34:35 +0000

Not so fast chuckles; the exchange rate is $1.03 American for every 1 beaver buck. So when I say good money I do indeed mean the currency currently valued at 3% more than yours. And do not impugn our bacon, sir. Our pork is more porky than your pork. Or something. Oh, and stop marinating the beavers in Labatts; that stuff’s piss. Only tourists and Quebecers drink it. Out west here we drink Big Rock. You’d sell your kidneys for a peace of our beaver, too.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 03:21:51 +0000

By “good money,” you mean non-Canadian money, right? Bwahaha!!!!

And, by a good piece of Canadian beaver, are you referring to beaver steak? (Marinated in Labatt’s?) You’re not referring something akin to that misleading knockoff on bacon, right?

By: cur68

cur68 — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 02:04:54 +0000

You’d pay good money for true piece of Canadian beaver, admit it. When Central Park sees what’s coming their way, New York will surrender Biden and 3 first round draft picks. If not, then our beavers will chew your wood…or something.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 00:41:37 +0000

Celine Dion and Justin Bieber? So you resort to biological warfare right off the bat? Not cool, Canucks!!!!!!

And infesting Central Park with beavers? Meh.
1.) It’s in New York.
2.) There are already plenty of beavers around there—they just cost money. And some of them would give you something more nasty than a bucktooth bite.

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 19:51:18 +0000

We have already attacked you with Celine Dion and Justin Bieber. Next, we are going to infest Central Park with real beavers. TIMBER!!!!!!!!

By: bobwsc

bobwsc — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 19:49:30 +0000

that hat looks tight – hopefully it isn’t pulling Joe’s plugs out.

By: steve keane

steve keane — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 19:07:22 +0000

not only that but Alexander Hamilton founded the NY Post too bad he didn’t get knocked off before that

By: merkleboner

merkleboner — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 18:14:14 +0000

nevermind

By: merkleboner

merkleboner — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 18:13:43 +0000

Yeah Craig, you’re getting your history mixed up a bit. Hamilton shot at VP Aaron Burr.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:47:01 +0000

At least you admit to being Canadian.

By: hasbeen5

hasbeen5 — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:41:08 +0000

And “beaver”

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:40:41 +0000

I resent that. How dare you call us cellar dwellers! It’s a very tastefully appointed basement, thank you very much.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:38:40 +0000

Actually, I amend my statement to say OUCH!!!! Rabid beavers gathering wood? WTF, you mean-spirited booger eating Canadian cellar dweller you!!!!

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:36:14 +0000

Craig, if you’re referring to Alexander Hamilton, he didn’t actually shoot at Burr, he shot away from him.

By: steve keane

steve keane — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:34:06 +0000

I bet they were in the trainers room searching for Tylenol 222′s

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:34:05 +0000

Biden is a bad man…..

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:33:44 +0000

Shut up Beavis!

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:33:12 +0000

Hehhehheh…he said wood gathering…hehhehheh

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:32:15 +0000

Preemptive self defense.

By: BC

BC — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:24:16 +0000

Re: a shot at the veep – Well, maybe Cheney was shooting in self defense….

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:21:37 +0000

Someone could have really had it in for anyone who couldn’t spell.

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:18:10 +0000

I am assembling the rabid beavers as I type. Why was this not reported yesterday so I could have begun the march on washington today? The delay has cost me valuable wood gathering time. Biden will pay…