Comments on: Chase Utley hopes to be back before the All-Star break

By: chadjones27

chadjones27 — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 01:51:34 +0000

I applaud your optimism. He’ll be shut down for the 60 day DL as a minimum. Get used to hearing this, “Now batting, second baseman, Luis Castillo.” That was painful just typing it. I need a manhattan now.

By: spudchukar

spudchukar — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:45:09 +0000

Hey, a new name for the Phillies; The Aces and their Bandages.

By: tigertigerwoodsyall

tigertigerwoodsyall — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 22:31:05 +0000

same here

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:22:07 +0000

Hey guys, Heyward drafted the Phightins as his fantasy team!!!!!! See, I knew he’d come around to the light. Now, about that unnatural American Pie fetish of his…

By: Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward

Mr. Jason "El Bravo" Heyward — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:16:38 +0000

The Phillies are beginning to look just like my 2011 fantasy team: superstar pitching with very little hitting.

By: ame123

ame123 — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 20:56:14 +0000

I’m predicting Mid-May.

By: macjacmccoy

macjacmccoy — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 20:00:46 +0000

maybe, they said they were gonna exhaust all opitions before surgery

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 19:43:40 +0000

Hey, maybe they should Tase him to see if that works. Early on in his career, Oswalt’s effed up shoulder was all fixed after he touched a live spark plug.